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Nabisco Introduces Long-Awaited Chick-fil-A Sauce-Stuffed Oreos

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Trump Forced To Wear Hannibal Lecter Muzzle For Gag Order Violations

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Man Reaches Age Where He Carefully Checks ABV% On Every Beer He Drinks

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Hamas Celebrates Proposed Ceasefire With Rocket Barrage

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Kristi Noem Attends Kentucky Derby To See If Any Horses Need To Be Put Down

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Nation Cheers As Protesters Announce Plan To Stay Inside Tents Indefinitely

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Disney World Announces New 'The Chosen' Roller Coaster Which Goes Underground For 3 Days Before Rising Again

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Ivy League Grads Slip Below County Fair Carnies On Forbes List Of Most Desirable Employee Candidates

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Trump’s Finger Hovers Over ‘Send’ Button As He Ponders Whether Sick Burn Worth Another $10,000

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New York DA Indicts Trump For Bringing Firefighters Pizza But No Salad Or Cheesy Bread

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People Blocking Students From College Based On Race Probably On Right Side Of History Again

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9 Changes Disney Is Bringing To 'The Chosen'

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Mark Hamill Joins Death Star Press Conference To Say What A Good Job He Thinks The Emperor Is Doing

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10 Ways To Beat The Fascist Police Coming To Arrest You For Supporting Palestine

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'I've Never Felt So Alive,' Thinks Police Officer While Clotheslining Communist Ivy League Student

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James O'Keefe Dresses Up As Karl Marx To Go Undercover With College Encampment

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‘It's Not The Breed, It's The Owner,’ Says Man Being Swallowed By Shai-Hulud, Great Maker Of The Desert

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Congressional Democrats Demand $40 Billion For UCLA Protest Border Security

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Immigration Crisis Ended As Frat Boys Deployed To Guard Southern Border

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Doctor Reminds You To Arrive Early So You Can Wait Even Longer

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