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Sports Illustrated Goes Bankrupt Trying To Provide Enough Catering For Cover Model Shoot

https://babylonbee.com/news/sports-illustrated-goes-bankrupt-trying-to-provide-enough-catering-for-cover-model-shoot/?utm_source=fediverse

'Harrison Butker Does Not Reflect Our Values,' Says League Of Woman Beaters

https://babylonbee.com/news/harrison-butker-does-not-reflect-our-values-says-league-of-woman-beaters/?utm_source=fediverse

Small Town Warns That Due To Biden Rally Today, Traffic Will Be Significantly Lighter Than Usual

https://babylonbee.com/news/traffic-significantly-lighter-than-usual-thanks-to-biden-rally-in-town-later-today/?utm_source=fediverse

Pro-Lifer Released From Prison After Saying She Was Blocking Abortion Clinic For Palestine

https://babylonbee.com/news/pro-lifer-released-from-prison-after-saying-she-was-blocking-the-clinic-for-palestine/?utm_source=fediverse

Nancy Pelosi Begins Dressing As Hobo After Learning San Francisco Giving Vodka Shots To Homeless

https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-begins-dressing-as-hobo-after-learning-san-francisco-giving-vodka-shots-to-homeless/?utm_source=fediverse

'Let's Get Drunk And Hurl Razor-Sharp Winged Needles Across The Bar,' Says Man In Historic Stroke Of Genius

https://babylonbee.com/news/lets-get-drunk-and-hurl-razor-sharp-winged-needles-across-the-bar-says-man-in-historic-stroke-of-genius/?utm_source=fediverse

With Tithing Down, Pastor Announces Today's Sermon Is Brought To You By Dave's Auto Body Repair Shop

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-tithing-down-pastor-announces-todays-sermon-is-brought-to-you-by-daves-auto-body-repair-shop/?utm_source=fediverse

Dublin Opens Portal To Hell — Oh, Wait, It's Just New York

https://babylonbee.com/news/dublin-opens-portal-to-hell--oh-wait-its-just-new-york/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Hero Prevents Red Lobster From Closing Down By Continuing To Order Endless Shrimp

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-hero-prevents-red-lobster-from-closing-down-by-continuing-to-order-endless-shrimp/?utm_source=fediverse

Here Are Biden's 10 Conditions For Debating Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-ten-more-demands-biden-has-made-in-order-to-debate-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

President Biden Dies 13 Times While Filming Video Challenging Trump To Debate

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-dies-13-times-while-filming-video-challenging-trump-to-debate/?utm_source=fediverse

'Hang On, Let Me Check The Distance With My Rangefinder,' Says Guy About To Duff Ball 6 Inches

https://babylonbee.com/news/hang-on-let-me-check-the-distance-with-my-rangefinder-says-guy-about-to-duff-ball-6-inches/?utm_source=fediverse

Exercise And 10 Other Dangerous Far-Right Health Conspiracies

https://babylonbee.com/news/exercise-and-10-other-dangerous-far-right-health-conspiracies/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Installs Breathalyzer On Kamala Harris’s Microphone

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-avoid-further-embarrassment-white-house-installs-breathalyzer-on-kamala-harriss-microphone/?utm_source=fediverse

Bud Light Announces Genius Comeback Plan To Wait Until Everyone Who Hates Them Dies Of Old Age

https://babylonbee.com/news/bud-light-announces-genius-comeback-plan-to-wait-until-everyone-who-hates-them-dies-of-old-age/?utm_source=fediverse

37-Year Old Man Pretty Sure He Missed His Calling To Serve On A Ticonderoga-Class Guided Missile Cruiser

https://babylonbee.com/news/37-year-old-man-pretty-sure-he-missed-his-calling-to-serve-on-a-ticonderoga-class-guided-missile-cruiser/?utm_source=fediverse

In Crazy New Video, MrBeast Blows Up The Sun With Over 400 Nuclear Missiles

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-crazy-new-video-mrbeast-blows-up-the-sun-with-over-400-nuclear-missiles/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Troubling Signs Your Wife Is An Undercover FBI Agent

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-troubling-signs-your-wife-is-an-undercover-fbi-agent/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds 100% Of Men Cooking On Grill Just Kinda Moving Meat Around And Hoping For The Best

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-100-of-men-cooking-on-grill-just-kinda-moving-meat-around-and-hoping-for-the-best/?utm_source=fediverse

New York Builds Separate Massive Courthouse Just For Prosecuting Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-builds-separate-massive-courthouse-just-for-prosecuting-trump/?utm_source=fediverse