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Polls Show Biden Still Has Sizable Lead Among Those Who Will Be Counting The Ballots

https://babylonbee.com/news/polls-show-biden-still-has-sizeable-lead-among-those-who-will-be-counting-the-ballots/?utm_source=fediverse

Mrs. O'Leary's Third Grade Social Studies Class Passes Official Resolution Ordering Israel Out Of Rafah

https://babylonbee.com/news/mrs-olearys-third-grade-social-studies-class-passes-nonbinding-resolution-ordering-israel-out-of-rafah/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Promise There's No Way A Person Who Entered The Country Illegally Would Ever Vote Illegally

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-promise-theres-no-way-a-person-who-entered-the-country-illegally-is-likely-to-vote-illegally/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Jobs Being Eliminated At Pixar

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-jobs-being-eliminated-at-pixar/?utm_source=fediverse

What Luck! Biden Finds Prewritten Answer To A Completely Spontaneous Press Question Right On His Note Card

https://babylonbee.com/news/what-luck-biden-finds-pre-written-answer-to-a-completely-spontaneous-press-question-right-on-his-cue-card/?utm_source=fediverse

Newsom Issues Ban On Legal-Citizen Voting

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-issues-ban-on-legal-citizen-voting/?utm_source=fediverse

AOC Demands To Know Where Alito Bought An Upside-Down U.S. Flag

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-demands-to-know-where-alito-bought-an-upside-down-us-flag/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Release Damning Photo Of Justice Alito Reading The Constitution

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-release-damning-photo-of-justice-alito-reading-the-constitution/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Laid-Off Pixar Lamp Gets Job Warming Fries At McDonald's

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-laid-off-pixar-lamp-gets-job-warming-fries-at-mcdonalds/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Placed In Presidential Weeble-Wobble To Keep Him From Falling Down

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-placed-in-presidential-weeble-wobble-to-keep-him-from-falling-down/?utm_source=fediverse

Weird: Soros-Funded D.A. Declines To Prosecute Soros-Funded Campus Protesters

https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-soros-funded-da-declines-to-prosecute-soros-funded-campus-protesters/?utm_source=fediverse

Public School Valedictorian Wows Fellow Students During Graduation Speech By Reciting Entire Alphabet

https://babylonbee.com/news/public-school-valedictorian-wows-fellow-students-during-graduation-speech-by-reciting-alphabet/?utm_source=fediverse

Iran Confirms They Are Interviewing Several New Turban-Wearing Bearded Genocidal Psychopaths To Replace Deceased President

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-confirms-they-are-interviewing-several-new-bearded-genocidal-psychopaths-to-replace-deceased-president/?utm_source=fediverse

DOJ Authorizes Postal Workers To Use Deadly Force On Trump When Delivering His Mail

https://babylonbee.com/news/doj-authorizes-postal-workers-to-use-deadly-force-when-delivering-trumps-mail/?utm_source=fediverse

Prosecution Offers Michael Cohen $130,000 Hush Money To Stop Talking

https://babylonbee.com/news/prosecution-offers-michael-cohen-130000-hush-money-to-stop-talking/?utm_source=fediverse

Jews Announce They Have Developed Terraforming Machine That Can, Say, Quickly Build A Mountain In Front Of A Flying Helicopter

https://babylonbee.com/news/jews-announce-they-have-developed-terraforming-machine-that-can-say-quickly-build-a-mountain-in-front-of-a-flying-helicopter/?utm_source=fediverse

Iranian Government Claims People Dancing In Streets Is Part Of The Mourning Process

https://babylonbee.com/news/iranian-government-claims-people-dancing-in-streets-is-part-of-the-mourning-process/?utm_source=fediverse

The Definitive Guide To Getting Through TSA Security

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-definitive-guide-to-getting-through-tsa-security/?utm_source=fediverse

UN Observes Moment Of Silence For The 9/11 Hijackers

https://babylonbee.com/news/un-observes-moment-of-silence-for-the-911-hijackers/?utm_source=fediverse

Feminists Warn Young Girls Against Marrying Rich, Muscular Football Stars Who Love Them And Take Care Of All Their Needs And Praise Them In Speeches

https://babylonbee.com/news/feminists-warn-young-girls-against-marrying-a-rich-muscular-football-star-who-loves-them-and-takes-care-of-all-their-needs-and-praises-them-in-speeches/?utm_source=fediverse