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Disney Announces ‘Indiana Jones 6’ Starring Harrison Ford’s Corpse

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Trump Has Been Convicted - Here Are The 9 Things That Happen Next

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Iranian Leader Thanks College Students For Their Support And Says If Any Of Them Are Interested He Has A Few Wife Slots Open In His Harem

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To Grow Customer Base, Cracker Barrel Rebrands As 'Hispanic, Black, And Cracker Barrel'

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Democrats Celebrate Trump Being Convicted Of Whatever It Was He Did

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Trump Reminds Media He Prefers The Term 'Justice-Impacted Individual'

https://babylonbee.com/news/inspiring-trump-becomes-first-ever-justice-impacted-individual-to-run-for-president/?utm_source=fediverse

12 Jurors Unanimously Vote To Ensure Trump Reelection

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Donald Trump Found Guilty Of Being Donald Trump

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'Rings Of Power' To Reimagine Tom Bombadil As Angsty, Broody Goth

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Man Celebrates Losing 2 Pounds By Gaining 5 Pounds

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‘Sorry, I’m Not A Great Texter’ Says Friend Responding To Your Text From 2002

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Jury Passes Note To Judge Asking To Review 14 Seasons Of 'The Apprentice'

https://babylonbee.com/news/jury-passes-note-to-judge-asking-to-review-all-14-seasons-of-the-apprentice/?utm_source=fediverse

Judge Instructs Jurors They Need Not Believe Trump Is Guilty To Convict Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/judge-instructs-jurors-they-need-not-believe-trump-is-guilty-to-convict-him?utm_source=fediverse

Kangaroos Ask People To Stop Unfairly Comparing Them To U.S. Justice System

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Bailiffs Cast Lots For Trump’s Clothing

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Pope: 'I Apologize For Using An Offensive Slur To Refer To Flaming Homo Nancyboys'

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-i-apologize-for-using-an-offensive-slur-to-refer-to-nancy-boy-bum-bandits/?utm_source=fediverse

Parenting A Toddler Review: House Wrecked, Every Ounce Of Patience Gone, Also They Said, "I Wuv You, Mommy" - 16/5 Stars

https://babylonbee.com/news/parenting-a-toddler-review-house-wrecked-every-ounce-of-patience-gone-also-they-said-i-wuv-you-mommy-165-stars/?utm_source=fediverse

To Save Time, Biden To Drop Next $320 Million Cash Directly Into Ocean

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-save-time-biden-to-drop-next-320-million-cash-directly-into-ocean/?utm_source=fediverse

Hamas Announces Pride Month Kick-Off Party On Roof Of Very Tall Hotel

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Retired Angel Hernandez Gets New Job Inspecting Planes For Boeing

https://babylonbee.com/news/retired-angel-hernandez-gets-new-job-running-quality-control-for-boeing/?utm_source=fediverse