Chuck Schumer And 10 Other Members Of Congress Tell Us How They Like Their Burgers Cooked
https://babylonbee.com/news/chuck-schumer-and-10-other-members-of-congress-tell-us-how-they-like-their-burgers-cooked/?utm_source=fediverse
10 Street Signs And Why They Are Homophobic
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-street-signs-and-why-they-are-homophobic/?utm_source=fediverse
'It's Just Basketball,' Shrugs Decapitated Caitlin Clark
https://babylonbee.com/news/its-just-basketball-shrugs-decapitated-caitlin-clark/?utm_source=fediverse
Obama Panics As His Biden Remote Control Loses Connection
https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-panics-as-his-biden-remote-control-loses-connection/?utm_source=fediverse
'I Thought I Invited Comedians,' Says Confused Pope After Stephen Colbert Shows Up
https://babylonbee.com/news/i-thought-i-invited-comedians-says-confused-pope-after-stephen-colbert-shows-up/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Who Claims To Like Fishing Actually Just Likes Sitting Alone In Boat For 5 Hours
https://babylonbee.com/news/i-sure-love-fishing-says-man-who-likes-drinking/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Who Transitioned To Woman Just To Avoid The Draft Feeling Pretty Foolish About Now
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-transitioned-to-woman-just-to-avoid-the-draft-feeling-pretty-foolish-about-now/?utm_source=fediverse
All Bump Stocks Lost In Boating Accidents Back In 2017 Miraculously Wash Up On Shore
https://babylonbee.com/news/all-bump-stocks-lost-in-boating-accidents-back-in-2017-miraculously-wash-up-on-shore/?utm_source=fediverse
G7 Officially Changed To G6 After Biden Wanders Off Again
https://babylonbee.com/news/g7-officially-changed-to-g6-after-biden-wanders-off-again/?utm_source=fediverse
Half-hearted Jog Turns Into All-Out Sprint Whenever Car Drives By
https://babylonbee.com/news/half-hearted-jog-turns-into-all-out-sprint-whenever-car-drives-by/?utm_source=fediverse
President Pretending To Be Catholic Meets Pope Pretending To Be Catholic
https://babylonbee.com/news/president-pretending-to-be-catholic-meets-pope-pretending-to-be-catholic/?utm_source=fediverse
Southern Baptist Convention Votes To Allow Women To Lead, But Only The Sandwich Ministry
https://babylonbee.com/news/southern-baptist-convention-votes-to-allow-women-to-lead-but-only-the-sandwich-ministry/?utm_source=fediverse
God Confirms Heaven Will Bring All Nations, Tribes, And Tongues Together In Hatred Of The New York Yankees
https://babylonbee.com/news/god-confirms-heaven-will-bring-all-nations-tribes-and-tongues-together-in-hatred-of-the-new-york-yankees/?utm_source=fediverse
What Dads Get for Father's Day vs. What They Actually Want
https://babylonbee.com/news/what-dads-get-for-fathers-day-vs-what-they-actually-want/?utm_source=fediverse
Christian Dad Assures Children The Ghost In The Closet Isn't Real But It Might Be A Demon
https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-dad-assures-children-the-ghost-in-the-closet-isnt-real-but-it-might-be-a-demon/?utm_source=fediverse
Waffle House Reveals This Weekend's Fight Card, Hank the Hobo vs. Crackhead Steve
https://babylonbee.com/news/waffle-house-reveals-this-weekends-fight-card-hank-the-hobo-vs-crackhead-steve/?utm_source=fediverse
Biden Disappointed After Huge Scoop Of Vanilla Ice Cream Turns Out To Be Pope Francis
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-disappointed-after-huge-scoop-of-vanilla-ice-cream-turns-out-to-be-pope-francis/?utm_source=fediverse
Authorities Warn Of Con Artist Scamming Dementia Patients Out Of Billions Of Dollars
https://babylonbee.com/news/authorities-warn-of-con-artist-scamming-dementia-patients-out-of-billions-of-dollars/?utm_source=fediverse
'Inside Out 2' Introduces New Emotion 'White Guilt'
https://babylonbee.com/news/inside-out-2-introduces-new-emotion-white-guilt/?utm_source=fediverse
Local Church Hosting Fun 'Jan 6'-Themed VBS This Summer
https://babylonbee.com/news/local-church-hosting-fun-jan-6-themed-vbs-this-summer/?utm_source=fediverse
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