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Elderly Surgeon Assures Patients He’s Still Lucid Between 10 A.M. And 4 P.M.

https://babylonbee.com/news/surgeon-assures-patients-hes-still-lucid-between-10-am-and-4-pm/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Teen Gets Saved At Record 7th Consecutive Church Camp

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-teen-gets-saved-at-record-7th-consecutive-summer-camp/?utm_source=fediverse

Associated Press: 'Biden Is Often Alive And Conscious, But Sometimes Mostly Dead'

https://babylonbee.com/news/associated-press-biden-is-partially-alive-but-sometimes-mostly-dead/?utm_source=fediverse

New Labour Government Promises To Fix British Teeth By 2025

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-labour-government-promises-to-fix-british-teeth-by-2025/?utm_source=fediverse

Pope Excommunicates Bishop On Suspicion Of Being A Christian

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-excommunicates-bishop-on-suspicion-of-being-a-christian/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden To Extend His Sleep Schedule To 24 Hours Per Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-to-extend-his-sleep-schedule-to-24-hours-per-day/?utm_source=fediverse

'Drone Shows Are Better Than Fireworks,' Says Treasonous Wretch

https://babylonbee.com/news/drone-shows-are-better-than-fireworks-says-treasonous-wretch/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Excuses The White House Is Using To Explain Biden’s Poor Debate Performance

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-excuses-the-white-house-is-using-to-explain-bidens-poor-debate-performance/?utm_source=fediverse

Nancy Pelosi Says We Must Re-Elect Biden To See If He’s Senile

https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-says-we-must-re-elect-biden-to-see-if-hes-senile/?utm_source=fediverse

KJP Claims Biden Still Had Jet Lag From Driving That Big Rig Around In The '60s

https://babylonbee.com/news/kjp-claims-biden-still-had-jet-lag-from-driving-that-big-rig-around-in-the-60s/?utm_source=fediverse

Explosive Sold By Toothless Man At Roadside Shack Probably Fine

https://babylonbee.com/news/bomb-sold-by-toothless-man-at-roadside-shack-probably-fine/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Campaign Unveils New Slogan 'Only Senile Some Of The Time'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-campaign-unveils-new-slogan-only-senile-some-of-the-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Uses Binoculars To Ensure Greeters Have Gone Inside Before Approaching Church Doors

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-uses-binoculars-to-ensure-greeters-have-gone-inside-before-approaching-church-doors/?utm_source=fediverse

Pathetic Excuse For Backyard Fireworks Display Doesn’t End With Everyone Cowering Behind The Shed

https://babylonbee.com/news/pathetic-excuse-for-backyard-fireworks-display-doesnt-end-with-everyone-cowering-behind-the-shed/?utm_source=fediverse

‘We Can’t Let A Convicted Felon In The White House,’ Biden Tells Hunter

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-cant-let-a-convicted-felon-in-the-white-house-biden-tells-hunter/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Reasons America Is Still The Greatest Country On Earth

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-reasons-america-is-still-the-greatest-country-on-earth/?utm_source=fediverse

Kids' Soccer Coach Unveils New Play Where Entire Team Chases The Ball And Kicks It At The Same Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/kids-soccer-coach-unveils-new-play-where-entire-team-chases-the-ball-and-kicks-it-at-the-same-time/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Installs Touch And Learn Activity Desk In Oval Office So Biden Can Feel Like He's Working While Jill Is Running The Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-installs-touch-and-learn-activity-desk-in-oval-office-so-biden-can-feel-like-hes-working-while-jill-is-running-the-country/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Successfully Corrects Someone's Grammar But Oh No! Now He Doesn't Have Any Friends!

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-successfully-corrects-someones-grammar-but-oh-no-now-he-doesnt-have-any-friends/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Kamala About To Unburden Herself From What Has Been

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-kamala-about-to-unburden-herself-from-what-has-been/?utm_source=fediverse