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Elon Musk Buys The United Kingdom To Establish Free Speech There

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-buys-the-united-kingdom-to-establish-free-speech-there/?utm_source=fediverse

U.K. Issues Arrest Warrant For Social Media User '@Real_PopeFranci$' Over Use Of Gay Slurs

https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-issues-arrest-warrant-for-social-media-user-realpopefranci-over-continued-use-of-gay-slurs/?utm_source=fediverse

Construction Superintendent Arrives On Site To Point And Nod At Things

https://babylonbee.com/news/construction-superintendent-arrives-on-site-to-point-and-nod-at-things/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Asks Guy Guarding Tomb Of Unknown Soldier Why He Doesn’t Just Desert Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-asks-guy-guarding-tomb-of-unknown-soldier-why-he-doesnt-just-desert-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Do You Have What It Takes To Be A Pastor? Here Are 9 Qualifications

https://babylonbee.com/news/do-you-have-what-it-takes-to-be-a-pastor-here-are-9-qualifications/?utm_source=fediverse

Pizza Hut Begins Construction On Future Protestant Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/pizza-hut-begins-construction-on-future-protestant-church/?utm_source=fediverse

In Latest Bond Film, 007 Tasked With Taking Down 83-Year-Old British Grandma Who Shared Inaccurate Meme

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-latest-bond-film-007-tasked-with-taking-down-83-year-old-british-grandma-who-shared-inaccurate-meme/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Heads To Public Pool For Relaxing Day Splashing In Other People's Urine

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-heads-to-public-pool-for-relaxing-day-splashing-in-other-peoples-urine/?utm_source=fediverse

Russia Sends Troops To Liberate Oppressed British People From Communist Rule

https://babylonbee.com/news/russia-sends-troops-to-liberate-oppressed-british-people-from-communist-rule/?utm_source=fediverse

Mom Sets Record By Enjoying 3 Sips Of Coffee Before Being Bothered By Children

https://babylonbee.com/news/mom-sets-record-by-enjoying-3-sips-of-coffee-before-being-bothered-by-children/?utm_source=fediverse

Boeing Compensates Stranded Astronauts With $50 Red Lobster Gift Cards

https://babylonbee.com/news/boeing-compensates-stranded-astronauts-with-50-red-lobster-gift-cards/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Harrowing War Stories From Tim Walz, The Man Who Was There

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-harrowing-war-stories-from-tim-walz-the-man-who-was-there/?utm_source=fediverse

Journalists Confused By Presidential Candidate Standing In Front Of Cameras And Answering Questions

https://babylonbee.com/news/journalists-confused-by-presidential-candidate-standing-in-front-of-cameras-and-answering-questions/?utm_source=fediverse

Driver Really Beginning To Regret Stopping At Crosswalk For Homeschool Family

https://babylonbee.com/news/driver-really-beginning-to-regret-stopping-at-crosswalk-for-homeschool-family/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Clarifies That He's Never Been To Iraq, But He Has Been To Downtown Minneapolis Which Is Basically The Same Thing

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-clarifies-that-hes-never-been-to-iraq-but-he-has-been-to-downtown-minneapolis-which-is-basically-the-same-thing/?utm_source=fediverse

Taylor Swift Jet Launches Retaliatory Strike On ISIS Stronghold

https://babylonbee.com/news/taylor-swift-jet-launches-retaliatory-strike-on-isis-stronghold/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Concerned If He Beats Kamala In Debate They Might Replace Her With Someone Good This Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-concerned-if-he-beats-kamala-in-debate-they-might-replace-her-with-someone-good-this-time/?utm_source=fediverse

‘WHO NEEDS A TAMPON??’ Bellows Tim Walz Kicking In Middle School Boys' Bathroom Stall Door

https://babylonbee.com/news/who-needs-a-tampon-bellows-tim-walz-kicking-in-middle-school-boys-bathroom-stall-door/?utm_source=fediverse

'They Got You In Here Too, Huh?' Says Biden As Dems Lock Kamala In Basement

https://babylonbee.com/news/they-got-you-in-here-too-huh-says-biden-as-dems-lock-kamala-in-basement/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Foolproof Ways To Avoid Detection By The Secret Service

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-foolproof-ways-to-avoid-detection-by-the-secret-service/?utm_source=fediverse