Venezuelan Gang Wiped Out After Attempting To Take Over Buc-ee's
https://babylonbee.com/news/venezuelan-gang-wiped-out-after-attempting-to-take-over-buc-ees/?utm_source=fediverse
9 Bad Things In Your Life That Are Probably The Jews' Fault
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-bad-things-in-your-life-that-are-probably-the-jews-fault/?utm_source=fediverse
Polls Show Democrats Have Slight Lead In Early Vote-Rigging
https://babylonbee.com/news/polls-show-democrats-have-slight-lead-in-early-vote-rigging/?utm_source=fediverse
Chuck Schumer Reveals His Decayed Appearance Is Due To Possessing The One Ring For Last 500 Years
https://babylonbee.com/news/chuck-schumer-reveals-his-decayed-appearance-is-due-to-possessing-the-one-ring-for-last-500-years/?utm_source=fediverse
Hamas Brings Back Casual Fridays To Draw In New Recruits
https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-brings-back-casual-fridays-to-draw-in-new-recruits/?utm_source=fediverse
Healthiest Man Alive Just Does The Opposite Of Whatever The Government Recommends
https://babylonbee.com/news/healthiest-man-alive-just-does-the-opposite-of-whatever-the-government-recommends/?utm_source=fediverse
Embarrassed Baal Admits He Actually Was Relieving Himself During Altar Duel With Elijah
https://babylonbee.com/news/embarrassed-baal-admits-he-actually-was-relieving-himself-during-altar-duel-with-elijah/?utm_source=fediverse
Harris Complains She Was Not Informed The Interview Would Include Questions
https://babylonbee.com/news/harris-complains-she-was-not-informed-the-interview-would-include-questions/?utm_source=fediverse
9 Signs Trump Is Obviously Going To Win The Election
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-signs-trump-is-obviously-going-to-win-the-election/?utm_source=fediverse
Washington Post Gives Entire Staff Day Off To Mourn Loss Of Hamas Leader
https://babylonbee.com/news/washington-post-gives-entire-staff-day-off-to-mourn-loss-of-hamas-leader/?utm_source=fediverse
After Fox Interview, Kamala Calls McDonald's To Ask If Her Old Job Still Available
https://babylonbee.com/news/after-fox-interview-kamala-calls-mcdonalds-to-ask-if-her-old-job-still-available/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Wondering If It's Too Late To Go Back To Joe Biden
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wondering-if-its-too-late-to-go-back-to-joe-biden/?utm_source=fediverse
We're Not So Different: 10 Things Catholics And Protestants Actually Agree On
https://babylonbee.com/news/were-not-so-different-10-things-catholics-and-protestants-actually-agree-on/?utm_source=fediverse
Starbucks Makes Up For Coffee Being Crappy By Heating It To One Million Degrees Celsius
https://babylonbee.com/news/starbucks-makes-up-for-coffee-being-crappy-by-heating-it-to-one-million-degrees-celsius/?utm_source=fediverse
GLORY BE! Ronald Reagan Appears In Big Mac Bun Trump Cooking
https://babylonbee.com/news/glory-be-ronald-reagan-appears-in-big-mac-bun-trump-cookin-up/?utm_source=fediverse
Elisha Once Again Summons The She-Bears As Coworker Loudly Chews Morning Bagel
https://babylonbee.com/news/elisha-once-again-summons-the-she-bears-as-coworker-loudly-chews-morning-bagel/?utm_source=fediverse
Study Confirms 9 Out Of 10 Serial Killers Were Made To Wear Matching Pajamas For Childhood Family Photos
https://babylonbee.com/news/study-confirms-9-out-of-10-serial-killers-were-made-to-wear-matching-pajamas-for-childhood-family-photos/?utm_source=fediverse
Kamala Appeals To Black Voters By Offering Free Pack of Menthols and Copy of 'Madea's Family Reunion' On DVD
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-appeals-to-black-voters-by-offering-free-pack-of-menthols-and-copy-of-madeas-family-reunion-on-dvd/?utm_source=fediverse
'Oops, We Meant To Say UP,' Explains FBI After Months Of Saying Crime Is Down
https://babylonbee.com/news/oops-we-meant-to-say-up-explains-fbi-after-months-of-saying-crime-is-down/?utm_source=fediverse
ABC News Argues 9/11 Overblown As It Was 'Only A Handful Of Buildings'
https://babylonbee.com/news/abc-news-argues-911-overblown-as-it-was-only-a-handful-of-buildings/?utm_source=fediverse
Fake news you can trust.