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Kids At Tim Walz's Door Disappointed As He Fills Candy Bags With Tampons

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Trump Scores Coveted Endorsement From Hefty

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Trump Unveils 9 Brilliant Fundraising Ideas To Close The Gap With Kamala

https://babylonbee.com/news/move-over-nfts-here-are-10-brilliant-trump-campaign-fundraising-ideas/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Calls On Deplorable Garbage Nazis To Tone Down The Rhetoric

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Wife Finally Decides On Restaurant And Oh No! She Took So Long The Heat Death Of The Universe Happened And There Are No More Restaurants!

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-finally-decides-on-restaurant-and-oh-no-the-heat-death-of-the-universe-happened-and-there-are-no-more-restaurants/?utm_source=fediverse

Pick Up Your 'Garbage For Trump' T-Shirt Now!

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Tim Walz Says He Never Would Have Had Affair With Chinese Communist Official’s Daughter If He Had Known She Was a Woman

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-says-he-never-would-have-had-affair-with-chinese-communist-officials-daughter-if-he-had-known-she-was-a-woman/?utm_source=fediverse

Yet Another Man Mugged While Visiting New York

https://babylonbee.com/news/ny-mayor-assures-public-crime-is-down-and-right-fielders-are-not-getting-mugged-in-yankee-stadium/?utm_source=fediverse

'Christianity Today' Officially Changes Name To 'You Do You Today'

https://babylonbee.com/news/christianity-today-officially-changes-name-to-you-do-you-today/?utm_source=fediverse

In Devastating Blow To Democrats, Supreme Court Rules In Favor Of Following The Law

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-devastating-blow-to-democrats-supreme-court-rules-in-favor-of-following-the-law/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Millions Of Garbage Bags Seen Lining Up Outside Polling Stations

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-millions-of-garbage-bags-seen-lining-up-outside-polling-station/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Takes Solace In Fact That No Matter Who Wins Election, The Political Text Messages Will Stop

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-takes-solace-in-fact-that-no-matter-who-wins-election-the-political-text-messages-will-stop/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Breathes Sigh Of Relief After Voting For Trump In The Privacy Of Her Voting Booth Away From The Watchful Eye Of Creepy Feminist Husband

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-breathes-sigh-of-relief-after-voting-for-trump-in-the-privacy-of-her-voting-booth-away-from-the-watchful-eye-of-creepy-feminist-husband/?utm_source=fediverse

9 More Scary Facts About Guns

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Wife Baffled Why Heater Keeps Shutting Off When Temp Reaches 140 Degrees

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-baffled-why-heater-keeps-shutting-off-when-temp-reaches-140-degrees/?utm_source=fediverse

AOC's Boyfriend Getting Real Sick Of Her Calling It A 'Mini January 6' Every Time He Leaves His Socks On The Floor

https://babylonbee.com/news/aocs-boyfriend-getting-real-sick-of-her-calling-it-a-mini-january-6-every-time-he-leaves-his-socks-on-the-floor/?utm_source=fediverse

Cast Of 'The View' All Getting Rabies Shots After Being Bitten By Whoopi Goldberg

https://babylonbee.com/news/cast-of-the-view-all-getting-rabies-shots-after-being-bitten-by-whoopi-goldberg/?utm_source=fediverse

California Man Arrested For Showing I.D. To Vote

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-man-arrested-for-showing-id-to-vote/?utm_source=fediverse

Can You Spot All 10 Signs Of Fascism In This Photo Of Trump's Rally?

https://babylonbee.com/news/can-you-spot-all-10-signs-of-fascism-in-this-photo-of-trumps-rally/?utm_source=fediverse

Referees Annoyed As Football Game Keeps Interrupting Their Penalty Calls

https://babylonbee.com/news/referees-annoyed-as-football-game-keeps-interrupting-their-penalty-calls/?utm_source=fediverse