The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

The Future Is Finally Here: Elon Announces He Has Invented Those Glowy Power Cylinders With Handles At The Top That You Push Into A Slot And Then Turn The Handle To Lock Into Place

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-future-is-finally-here-elon-announces-he-has-invented-those-glowy-power-cylinders-with-handles-at-the-top-that-you-push-into-a-slot-and-then-turn-the-handle-to-lock-into-place/?utm_source=fediverse

It Has Begun: JD Vance Sneaks Into Woman's House To Check If She's On Her Period

https://babylonbee.com/news/it-has-begun-jd-vance-sneaks-into-womans-house-to-check-if-shes-on-her-period/?utm_source=fediverse

Breaking: Trump Paid Hulk Hogan For His Appearance At The RNC With 3 Scratch-Offs And A Meatball Sub

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-trump-paid-hulk-hogan-for-his-appearance-at-the-rnc-with-3-scratch-offs-and-a-meatball-sub/?utm_source=fediverse

Congressional Republicans Say They're Working Hard To Figure Out How To Squander The Next Two Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/congressional-republicans-say-theyre-working-hard-to-figure-out-how-to-squander-the-next-two-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Report Reveals Kamala Spent Half Her Campaign Budget On Packet Of Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-reveals-kamala-spent-half-her-campaign-budget-on-packet-of-professor-copperfields-miracle-legumes/?utm_source=fediverse

BREAKING: Arizona Announces They Have Counted Another Ballot

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-arizona-announces-they-have-counted-another-ballot/?utm_source=fediverse

Jimmy Kimmel Ratings Soar After Debuting New Segment Where He Stands There All Sad And Cries Like A Wuss

https://babylonbee.com/news/jimmy-kimmel-ratings-soar-after-debuting-new-segment-where-he-stands-there-all-sad-and-cries-like-a-wuss/?utm_source=fediverse

The Bee Investigates: A Line-Item Breakdown Of How The Kamala Campaign Spent $1 Billion

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-investigates-a-line-item-breakdown-of-how-the-kamala-campaign-spent-that-1-billion/?utm_source=fediverse

Ladies, Please Check The Mail As Your Handmaid's Tale Outfit Should Be Arriving Today

https://babylonbee.com/news/ladies-please-check-the-mail-as-your-handmaids-tale-outfit-should-be-arriving-today/?utm_source=fediverse

You Know Who Else Served His People For A Few Years, Got Rejected, But Then Came Back To Reign Anyway? — Op-Ed by Chet Skatington

https://babylonbee.com/news/you-know-who-else-served-his-people-for-a-few-years-got-rejected-but-then-came-back-to-reign-anyway---op-ed-by-chet-skatington/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh No! Trump Already Solved Every Problem As President-Elect And Now Will Have Nothing To Do As President

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-trump-already-solved-every-problem-as-president-elect-and-now-will-have-nothing-to-do-as-president/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Liberal Forced To Have Second Meltdown After Forgetting To Press Record

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-forced-to-have-2nd-meltdown-after-forgetting-to-press-record/?utm_source=fediverse

The Nation Is Healing: 9 Miraculous Events Since Trump Won The Election

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-nation-is-healing-9-miraculous-events-since-trump-won-the-election/?utm_source=fediverse

Rosie O'Donnell Vows To Continue 38-Year Sex Strike

https://babylonbee.com/news/rosie-odonnell-vows-to-continue-38-year-sex-strike/?utm_source=fediverse

Anne Frank Museum Closed To Tourists As 1000 Jews Currently Hiding In Attic

https://babylonbee.com/news/anne-frank-museum-closed-to-tourists-as-1000-jews-currently-hiding-in-attic/?utm_source=fediverse

To Protest Trump, Liberal Women Vow To Abstain From Casual Sex, Start Attending Church, Get Married, And Start Families

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-protest-trump-liberal-women-vow-to-abstain-from-casual-sex-start-attending-church-get-married-and-start-families/?utm_source=fediverse

Parent Scientists Announce They're Very Close To Determining What The Heck You're Supposed To Do After You've Counted To Three

https://babylonbee.com/news/parent-scientists-announce-theyre-very-close-to-determining-what-the-heck-youre-supposed-to-do-after-youve-counted-to-three/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Staff Granted Grieving Day For Election Results

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-staff-granted-grieving-day-for-election-results/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump To Declare January 6 A National Holiday

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-declare-january-6-a-national-holiday/?utm_source=fediverse

Nancy Pelosi Begins Drafting Articles Of Impeachment

https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-begins-drafting-articles-of-impeachment/?utm_source=fediverse