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Trump Announces Plan To Deport 5,000 Illegal Immigrants In One Pre-Owned Honda Civic Hatchback

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Report: Kamala's 2028 Campaign Already $700 Million In Debt

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Gregorian Monks Now Offer Second Sunday Service With Upbeat Contemporary Chants

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Trump Proposes 25 Percent Tariff On Imports From California

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8 Better Things To Argue About During Thanksgiving Than Politics

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Elon Waiting For Black Friday Half-Off Sale So He Can Buy MSNBC For Just $30

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-waiting-for-black-friday-half-off-sale-so-he-can-buy-msnbc-for-just-30/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Shows Most Depression In Men Can Be Solved By Reading Books About The Civil War While Sitting By Roaring Fire In The Study

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-shows-most-depression-in-men-can-be-solved-by-reading-books-about-the-civil-war-while-sitting-by-roaring-fire-in-the-study/?utm_source=fediverse

Evil Queen Tries Turning Magic Mirror Off And Turning It On Again After It Says Fairest Of Them All Is Rachel Zegler

https://babylonbee.com/news/evil-queen-tries-turning-magic-mirror-off-and-turning-it-on-again-after-it-says-fairest-of-them-all-is-rachel-zegler/?utm_source=fediverse

Santa's Elves Complain Of Declining Wages As Undocumented Elves Flood North Pole

https://babylonbee.com/news/santas-elves-complain-of-declining-wages-as-undocumented-elves-flood-north-pole/?utm_source=fediverse

'The View' Ratings Soar After Introducing Ejection Seat For When Hosts Make Inaccurate Statements

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-view-ratings-soar-after-introducing-ejection-seat-for-when-hosts-make-inaccurate-statements/?utm_source=fediverse

It’s Official: Trump Now Has Hottest Cabinet Of All Time

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Insane Conspiracy Theorist Doesn't Believe In Dragons

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Local Man Passes Bar Exam After Just One Week Of Watching 'The View'

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-passes-bar-exam-after-just-a-week-of-watching-the-view/?utm_source=fediverse

Musk Announces Plan To Buy MSNBC And Turn It Into A News Network

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LEGAL NOTICE: We Have Been Asked By Our Lawyers To Read This Statement Informing You That Joel Osteen Did Not Actually Sail His Yacht Through Flooded Houston Passing Out Copies Of 'Your Best Life Now'

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After Playing Steve In Minecraft Movie, Jack Black to Play Lara Croft

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-playing-steve-in-minecraft-movie-jack-black-to-play-lara-croft/?utm_source=fediverse

Tom Homan Introduces Family-Size Immigrant Trebuchet To Speed Up Deportation Process

https://babylonbee.com/news/tom-homan-introduces-family-size-immigrant-trebuchet-to-speed-up-deportation-process/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Discover Little-Known Bible Verse Authorizing Divorce If Spouse Plays Christmas Music Before Thanksgiving

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-discover-little-known-bible-verse-authorizing-divorce-if-spouse-plays-christmas-music-before-thanksgiving/?utm_source=fediverse

America Is Toast: Here Are 9 More A-List Celebs Who Are Leaving

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Jay Leno Expected To Make Full Recovery After 60-Foot Fall And Oh No He Was Just Attacked By An Angry Chihuahua That Made Him Step On A Rake Which Knocked Him Into The Street Where He Was Hit By A Bus

https://babylonbee.com/news/jay-leno-expected-to-make-full-recovery-after-60-foot-fall-and-oh-no-he-was-just-attacked-by-an-angry-chihuahua-that-made-him-step-on-a-rake-which-knocked-him-into-the-street-where-he-was-hit/?utm_source=fediverse