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Hunter Asks If He Can Get His Baggie Of Cocaine Back From The White House Now

https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-asks-if-he-can-get-his-baggie-of-cocaine-back-from-the-white-house-now/?utm_source=fediverse

Paul Leaves Elf On The Shelf To Monitor Corinthian Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/paul-leaves-elf-on-the-shelf-to-monitor-corinthian-church/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Drastic Changes Kash Patel Will Make To FBI

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-drastic-changes-kash-patel-will-make-in-fbi/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Appoints Kash Patel To FBI Director After Being Unable To Get In Touch With His First Choice, Fox Mulder

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-appoints-kash-patel-to-fbi-director-after-being-unable-to-get-in-touch-with-his-first-choice-fox-mulder/?utm_source=fediverse

Santa Confirms Hunter Biden Still On The Naughty List Despite Presidential Pardon

https://babylonbee.com/news/santa-confirms-hunter-biden-still-on-the-naughty-list-despite-presidential-pardon/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Forced To Issue Another Pardon After Hunter Commits 17 More Crimes

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-forced-to-issue-another-pardon-after-hunter-commits-17-more-crimes/?utm_source=fediverse

America Starting To Think This 'Joe Biden' Guy Might Be A Liar

https://babylonbee.com/news/america-starting-to-think-this-joe-biden-guy-might-be-a-liar/?utm_source=fediverse

Update: Some People Above The Law

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FBI Warns Kash Appointment Could Jeopardize Efforts To Not Release Epstein List

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-warns-kash-appointment-could-jeopardize-efforts-to-not-release-epstein-list/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Renews Relations With Castro Regime

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-renews-relations-with-castro-regime/?utm_source=fediverse

Well-Adjusted Adult Man Pins Emotional State For Next Three Days On 19-Year-Old Kicking Oblong Ball Between Sticks

https://babylonbee.com/news/mentally-sound-adult-man-pins-emotional-state-on-whether-19-year-old-kid-kicks-oblong-ball-between-two-sticks/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Torn Between Burning His Eyeballs With Old Timey Car Cigarette Lighter And Watching 'Love, Actually'

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-torn-between-burning-his-eyeballs-with-old-timey-car-cigarette-lighters-and-watching-love-actually/?utm_source=fediverse

In Huge Black Friday Deal, Dyson Vacuum On Sale For Just $7,000

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-huge-black-friday-deal-dyson-vacuum-on-sale-for-just-7000/?utm_source=fediverse

All Other MLB Teams Forced To Forfeit As Dodgers Sign Every Baseball Player In Existence

https://babylonbee.com/news/all-other-mlb-teams-forced-to-forfeit-as-dodgers-sign-every-baseball-player-in-existence/?utm_source=fediverse

Excited Lobbyists Line Up Outside Capitol For Doorbuster Deals On Congressmen

https://babylonbee.com/news/excited-lobbyists-line-up-outside-capitol-for-early-bird-deals-on-congressmen/?utm_source=fediverse

Are You An Alcoholic? Look For These Warning Signs

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Man Does His Part To Prepare For Thanksgiving By Not Going Into Kitchen So He Won't Be In The Way

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-does-his-part-to-prepare-for-thanksgiving-meal-by-not-going-into-kitchen-and-staying-out-of-the-way/?utm_source=fediverse

'Don't Let Anyone Take Your Power,' Tipsy Aunt Kamala Tells Confused Five-Year-Olds at Thanksgiving Kids' Table

https://babylonbee.com/news/dont-let-anyone-take-your-power-drunken-aunt-kamala-tells-confused-five-year-olds-at-thanksgiving-kiddie-table/?utm_source=fediverse

Southern Wife Arrested For Failing To Serve Drinks In Mason Jars

https://babylonbee.com/news/southern-wife-arrested-for-failing-to-serve-drinks-in-mason-jars/?utm_source=fediverse

We Asked 12 Public Figures What They're Thankful For This Year. Here's What They Said

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