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Killjoy Wife Tells Husband He Can’t Dress As Tom Bombadil For Church Every Sunday

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10 Movies You Didn't Know Were Actually Christmas Movies

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Ray Epps Announces Resignation From FBI

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Assassin Luigi Mangione Takes Lead In 2028 Democratic Primary Polls

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Kamala Harris Named 'Person Of The Year' By Wine Enthusiast

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After Weeks Of Research, Husband Buys Wrong Christmas Gift For Wife

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Liberals Sadly Wish Each Other 'Happy Holidays' For Last Time Before Trump Makes It Punishable By Death

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'Now Now, Let's Not Be So Hasty To Find And Assassinate Everyone Responsible For The Healthcare Crisis,' Says Nervous Obama

https://babylonbee.com/news/now-now-lets-not-be-so-hasty-to-find-and-assassinate-everyone-responsible-for-the-healthcare-crisis-says-nervous-obama/?utm_source=fediverse

Drones Revealed To Be Iranian After Closer Inspection

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McDonald’s Surpasses FBI In Number Of Shooters Apprehended In 2024

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Are You Old? Know The Signs

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Chinese Retaurant's Authenticity Questioned As The Cash Register Is Not Being Run By The Owner's 9-Year-Old Son

https://babylonbee.com/news/chinese-retaurants-authenticity-questioned-as-the-cash-register-is-not-being-run-by-the-owners-9-year-old-son/?utm_source=fediverse

Brett Cooper Leaves Daily Wire, Causing Andrew Klavan To Regain Title Of Daily Wire's Most Attractive Host

https://babylonbee.com/news/brett-cooper-leaves-daily-wire-causing-andrew-klavan-to-regain-title-of-daily-wires-most-attractive-host/?utm_source=fediverse

Scientists Admit They Have No Idea How Planes Fly And Frankly They Are Shocked They Don't Crash Into The Ground Every Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-admit-they-have-no-idea-how-planes-fly-and-frankly-they-are-shocked-they-dont-crash-into-the-ground-every-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Bill Belichick Agrees To UNC Job On Condition He Can Live In Girlfriend’s Dorm

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Running Low On Ideas, God Makes Oklahoma

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Caitlin Clark Explains That White Privilege Feels Weirdly Like Getting Beat Up By Giant Black Lesbians

https://babylonbee.com/news/caitlin-clark-explains-that-white-privilege-feels-weirdly-like-getting-beat-up-by-giant-black-lesbians/?utm_source=fediverse

Michael Bay Hired To Direct Megachurch Christmas Service

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9 Changes Coming To Netflix's ‘Chronicles Of Narnia’ Reboot

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Man Struggling To Understand How God Could Let Good Things Happen To Bad People Like Him

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