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12 Democrats Boycotting Trump's Inauguration

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Reminder: Mail Your Christmas Packages Via USPS Today If You Want Them To Arrive By Christmas 2037

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Too Far? Biden Pardons All Bicyclists

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Hollywood Celebrities Terrified That If Trump Deports Illegal Immigrants They May Have To Start Watching Their Own Kids

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Clarence Thomas Wows Audiences With Starring Role In 'Annie'

https://babylonbee.com/news/clarence-thomas-wows-audiences-with-starring-role-in-annie/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Calls For New Gun Laws He Can Pardon His Son For Breaking

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12 Most Common Questions Wives Ask During Movies

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In Historic First, Airline Hires Straight Male Flight Attendant

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-historic-first-airline-hires-straight-male-flight-attendant/?utm_source=fediverse

Drones Turn Out To Be Elaborate Gender Reveal Party

https://babylonbee.com/news/drones-turn-out-to-be-elaborate-gender-reveal-party/?utm_source=fediverse

Powerful: This Broadway Production Called A Little Retarded Girl Up On Stage

https://babylonbee.com/news/powerful-this-broadway-production-called-a-little-retarded-girl-up-on-stage/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Enjoying Annual Holiday Tradition Called 'Everyone Gets Violently Ill And Takes Turns Annihilating The Bathroom Ho Ho Ho!'

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-enjoying-annual-holiday-tradition-called-everyone-gets-violently-ill-and-takes-turns-annihilating-the-bathroom-ho-ho-ho/?utm_source=fediverse

Historians In Year 3400 Still Struggling To Figure Out Why Beyonce Was Famous

https://babylonbee.com/news/historians-in-year-3400-struggling-to-figure-out-why-beyonce-was-famous/?utm_source=fediverse

Unclear If Pianist Total Beginner Or Professional Jazz Player

https://babylonbee.com/news/unclear-if-pianist-total-beginner-or-professional-jazz-player/?utm_source=fediverse

LifeAlert Buttons To Be Installed At Every Congressional Seat

https://babylonbee.com/news/lifealert-buttons-to-be-installed-at-every-congressional-seat/?utm_source=fediverse

Drone Problem Solved After They Try Flying Over Texas

https://babylonbee.com/news/drone-problem-solved-after-they-try-flying-over-texas/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Issues Pardon To The Dark Lord Sauron

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'That's Really Interesting, Thanks For The Great Idea I'd Never Thought Of Before,' Says New Mom To Person Telling Her To Sleep When The Baby Sleeps

https://babylonbee.com/news/thats-really-interesting-thanks-for-the-great-idea-id-never-thought-of-before-says-new-mom-to-person-telling-her-to-sleep-when-the-baby-sleeps/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Glaring Historical Errors in 'The Chosen'

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-worst-theological-errors-in-the-chosen/?utm_source=fediverse

On This Day In History: St. Nicholas Punches Arius For Claiming 'Die Hard' Is Not A Christmas Movie

https://babylonbee.com/news/on-this-day-in-history-st-nicholas-punches-arius-for-claiming-die-hard-is-not-a-christmas-movie/?utm_source=fediverse

American Obesity Rate Falls Thanks To Resumed Bullying Of Fat Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/obesity-on-the-decline-as-bullying-fat-kids-ok-again/?utm_source=fediverse