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Trump Announces Plan To Make California A Part Of The U.S.

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-plan-to-make-california-a-part-of-the-us/?utm_source=fediverse

Senators Pause RFK Hearing To Announce This Next Round Of Questions Is Brought To You By Pfizer

https://babylonbee.com/news/senators-pause-rfk-hearing-to-announce-this-next-round-of-questions-is-brought-to-you-by-pfizer/?utm_source=fediverse

Single Men Begin Dressing As Illegal Immigrants Hoping Kristi Noem Will Detain Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/single-men-begin-dressing-as-illegal-aliens-hoping-kristi-noem-will-detain-them/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Tips For Illegals To Avoid ICE

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-tips-for-illegals-to-avoid-ice/?utm_source=fediverse

AirLyft Now Available For Plus-Sized Customers

https://babylonbee.com/news/airlyft-now-available-for-plus-sized-customers/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Reporters Mystified By Press Secretary Who Answers Questions

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-reporters-mystified-by-press-secretary-who-answers-questions/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Don't Really Care, Margaret' Merchandise Sales Expected To Exceed $1 Billion Annually

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-dont-really-care-margaret-merchandise-sales-expected-to-exceed-1-billion-annually/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Warn Trump Policies Will Lead To Skyrocketing Unemployment Among Child Traffickers

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-worried-trump-policies-will-lead-to-skyrocketing-unemployment-among-child-traffickers/?utm_source=fediverse

President Trump Pledges $100 Billion In Aid For Babylon Bee To Develop A Third Joke

https://babylonbee.com/news/thank-god-president-trump-pledges-100-billion-in-aid-for-babylon-bee-to-develop-a-third-joke/?utm_source=fediverse

Hero: Illinois Governor Vows To Eat An Extra-Large Deep-Dish Meat Lover's Pizza Every Day Until Trump Is Stopped

https://babylonbee.com/news/hero-illinois-governor-vows-to-eat-an-extra-large-deep-dish-meat-lovers-pizza-every-day-until-trump-is-stopped/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways Deporting Illegal Immigrants Will Devastate The U.S.

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-deporting-illegal-immigrants-will-devastate-the-us/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Reminds Colombian President He Wants Two Coats Of Wax On His Limousine

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-reminds-colombian-president-he-wants-two-coats-of-wax-on-his-limousine/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Once Again Concerned About Who Will Pick Their Crops

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-once-again-concerned-about-who-will-pick-their-crops/?utm_source=fediverse

Confused Joe Biden Shows Up To Monday Morning Staff Meeting

https://babylonbee.com/news/confused-joe-biden-shows-up-to-monday-morning-staff-meeting/?utm_source=fediverse

Chiefs Accused Of Rigging Games By Playing Better Than The Other Teams

https://babylonbee.com/news/chiefs-accused-of-rigging-games-by-playing-better-than-the-other-teams/?utm_source=fediverse

Pastor Really Phoning In Altar Call

https://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-really-phoning-in-altar-call/?utm_source=fediverse

Exhausted Media Begs Trump To Take A Day Off

https://babylonbee.com/news/exhausted-media-begs-trump-to-take-a-day-off/?utm_source=fediverse

Phew: Trump Announces Immigrants Working Taco Trucks Can Stay

https://babylonbee.com/news/phew-trump-announces-immigrants-working-taco-trucks-can-stay/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump's First Week In Office: By The Numbers

https://babylonbee.com/news/trumps-first-week-in-office-by-the-numbers/?utm_source=fediverse

Pete Hegseth Says All Women In The Military Are Now Nurses And Have To Wear Those Hot Matching Outfits Like In WW2

https://babylonbee.com/news/pete-hegseth-says-all-women-in-the-military-are-now-nurses-and-have-to-wear-those-hot-matching-outfits-like-ww2/?utm_source=fediverse