Wife Helpfully Explains To Husband What He Meant By What He Said
https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-helpfully-explains-to-husband-what-he-meant-by-what-he-said/?utm_source=fediverse
‘This Is DEI’s Fault!’ Cries Trump After Not Getting Any Pickles On His Big Mac
https://babylonbee.com/news/this-is-deis-fault-cries-trump-after-not-getting-pickles-on-his-big-mac/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Unveil Their Top 10 Heroes Of Black History Month
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-unveil-their-top-10-heroes-of-black-history-month/?utm_source=fediverse
Ugh: Local Karen Being A Real Margaret
https://babylonbee.com/news/ugh-local-karen-being-a-real-margaret/?utm_source=fediverse
Entire Federal Workforce Replaced By One 16-Year-Old Chick-Fil-A Employee
https://babylonbee.com/news/entire-federal-workforce-replaced-by-one-16-year-old-chick-fil-a-employee/?utm_source=fediverse
Pope Francis Demands God Remove Walls Surrounding Heaven
https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-francis-demands-god-remove-walls-surrounding-heaven/?utm_source=fediverse
Scholars Conclude Trumpets During Jesus' Return Means He Will Come Back With A Ska Band
https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-conclude-trumpets-during-jesus-return-means-he-will-come-back-with-a-ska-band/?utm_source=fediverse
10 Biblical Disasters That Were Probably Caused By DEI
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-biblical-disasters-that-were-probably-caused-by-dei/?utm_source=fediverse
Report: Nobody Cares About Your 17-Paragraph Political Facebook Rant
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-nobody-cares-about-your-17-paragraph-political-facebook-rant/?utm_source=fediverse
Netflix Announces New Series 'Little House On The Prairie That We Acknowledge Is The Ancestral Land Of The Brave And Honorable Lower-West Non-Lakota Sioux Community'
https://babylonbee.com/news/netflix-announces-new-series-little-house-on-the-prairie-that-we-acknowledge-is-the-ancestral-land-of-the-brave-and-honorable-lower-west-non-lakota-sioux-community/?utm_source=fediverse
Total Loser Still Has One Of Those Cars That Starts With A Key
https://babylonbee.com/news/total-loser-still-has-one-of-those-cars-that-starts-with-a-key/?utm_source=fediverse
Adam Seen Wearing 'THERE IS ONLY ONE GENDER' Shirt In Garden Of Eden
https://babylonbee.com/news/adam-seen-wearing-there-is-only-one-gender-shirt-in-garden-of-eden/?utm_source=fediverse
Preliminary Report Confirms Tragedy Was The Fault Of Whichever Political Party You Don't Like
https://babylonbee.com/news/preliminary-report-confirms-tragedy-was-the-fault-of-whichever-political-party-you-dont-like/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Who Forgot To Pray For Friend Hides Shame As Friend Thanks Him For His Prayers
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-forgot-to-pray-for-friend-hides-shame-as-friend-thanks-him-for-praying/?utm_source=fediverse
Federal Workers Concerned That Returning To Office Will Interfere With Them Not Working
https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-workers-concerned-that-returning-to-office-will-interfere-with-them-not-working/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrat Senators Oppose Diversity For One Day Only
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-senators-oppose-diversity-for-one-day-only/?utm_source=fediverse
Rude: RFK Interrupts Political Grandstand
https://babylonbee.com/news/rude-kash-patel-interrupts-political-grandstand/?utm_source=fediverse
Babylon Bee Writers Get Nothing Done As Tulsi Gabbard Is On TV
https://babylonbee.com/news/babylon-bee-writers-get-nothing-done-as-tulsi-gabbard-is-on-tv/?utm_source=fediverse
Bad Start: Kash Patel Shows Up To Senate Confirmation Hearing In 'Female Body Inspector' T-Shirt
https://babylonbee.com/news/bad-start-kash-patel-shows-up-to-senate-confirmation-hearing-in-female-body-inspector-t-shirt/?utm_source=fediverse
Number Of Genders Hits 10-Year Low
https://babylonbee.com/news/number-of-genders-hits-10-year-low/?utm_source=fediverse
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