Local Episcopal Church Announces 327 New Bible Study Groups For All The Genders
https://babylonbee.com/news/local-episcopal-church-announces-17-new-bible-study-groups-for-all-the-genders/?utm_source=fediverse
All Senate Confirmation Votes Delayed Until Mitch McConnell Unfreezes Again
https://babylonbee.com/news/senate-confirmation-votes-delayed-until-mitch-mcconnell-unfreezes-again/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Working From Home Finally Ready To Start Day Now That Wife And Kids Are In Bed
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-working-from-home-finally-ready-to-start-day-now-that-wife-and-kids-are-in-bed/?utm_source=fediverse
Biden Signs With Talent Agency, Lands Role As Corpse On 'CSI'
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-signs-with-talent-agency-lands-role-as-corpse-on-csi/?utm_source=fediverse
World Heath Organization Warns Trump Funding Cuts May Delay Release Of New Pandemic
https://babylonbee.com/news/world-heath-organization-warns-trump-funding-cuts-may-delay-release-of-new-pandemic/?utm_source=fediverse
Archaeologists Discover Sodom And Gomorrah Was Funded By USAID
https://babylonbee.com/news/archaeologists-discover-sodom-and-gomorrah-was-funded-by-usaid/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Delay Kash Patel Vote As FBI Hasn't Finished Shredding All Their Documents
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-delay-kash-patel-vote-as-fbi-hasnt-finished-shredding-all-their-documents/?utm_source=fediverse
Babylon Bee Announces $36,000/Month Pro Subscription For USAID-Funded Government Agencies
https://babylonbee.com/news/babylon-bee-announces-36000month-pro-subscription-for-usaid-funded-government-agencies/?utm_source=fediverse
Liberals Outraged As Trump Says Men Can't Punch Women In The Face For Sport
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-signs-executive-order-that-mediocre-male-athletes-have-to-try-harder/?utm_source=fediverse
Sad: With USAID Shut Down, This Ecuadorian Child May Never Know What Gender He Is
https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-with-usaid-shut-down-this-ecuadorian-child-may-never-know-what-gender-he-is/?utm_source=fediverse
Quiz: Can You Guess Which Of These Things USAID Actually Funded And Which Ones We Made Up?
https://babylonbee.com/news/quiz-can-you-guess-which-of-these-things-usaid-actually-funded-and-which-ones-we-made-up/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Scientists Still Trying To Figure Out Why Women Would Be Attracted To Them
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-scientists-still-trying-to-figure-out-why-women-would-be-attracted-to-them/?utm_source=fediverse
Roger Goodell Brushes Off Concerns About Biased Officiating
https://babylonbee.com/news/roger-goodell-brushes-off-concerns-about-biased-officiating/?utm_source=fediverse
New White Noise Machine Helps Men Sleep By Playing Soothing Sounds Of An M-1 Garand
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-white-noise-machine-helps-men-sleep-by-playing-soothing-sounds-of-an-m-1-garand/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Warn Trump’s Unelected Shadow Government Is Dismantling Their Unelected Shadow Government
https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-is-an-unelected-official-warns-government-with-3-million-unelected-officials/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Unveils Exciting, Never-Before-Tried Strategy Of Having America Take Over Country In The Middle East
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-unveils-exciting-never-before-tried-strategy-of-having-america-take-over-country-in-the-middle-east/?utm_source=fediverse
The Biden Administration: Where Are They Now?
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-biden-administration-where-are-they-now/?utm_source=fediverse
To Save Time, Men's Bible Study Just Gonna Assume Everyone's Prayer Request Is For Struggling With Porn
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-save-time-mens-bible-study-just-gonna-assume-everyones-prayer-request-is-for-struggling-with-porn/?utm_source=fediverse
DOGE Uncovers Secret Government Project Where They Are Keeping A Genetically Modified Black Hedgehog In A Secure Facility
https://babylonbee.com/news/doge-uncovers-secret-government-project-where-they-are-keeping-a-genetically-modified-black-hedgehog-in-a-secure-facility/?utm_source=fediverse
FBI Agent On Remote Pacific Island Still Investigating January 6 Protesters
https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-agent-on-remote-island-in-the-pacific-still-investigating-january-6-protesters/?utm_source=fediverse
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