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10 Essential Things USAID Provides To Poor Kids In Foreign Countries

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-essential-things-usaid-provides-to-poor-kids-in-foreign-countries/?utm_source=fediverse

Workplace Win: Trump Says It’s OK To Call Female Coworkers ‘Toots’

https://babylonbee.com/news/workplace-win-trump-says-its-ok-to-call-female-coworkers-toots/?utm_source=fediverse

Sauron-Appointed Judge Rules Frodo Must Return Ring To Sauron

https://babylonbee.com/news/sauron-appointed-judge-rules-frodo-must-return-ring-to-sauron/?utm_source=fediverse

Ailing McConnell Carried Into Senate By 6 Pallbearers

https://babylonbee.com/news/ailing-mcconnell-carried-into-senate-by-6-pallbearers/?utm_source=fediverse

PBS Drops DEI, Announces Bert And Ernie Are Now Straight

https://babylonbee.com/news/pbs-drops-dei-announces-bert-and-ernie-are-now-straight/?utm_source=fediverse

Hamas Gets Biden-Appointed Judge To Overturn Trump’s Order To Release Hostages

https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-gets-biden-appointed-judge-to-overturn-trumps-order-to-release-hostages/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds People Trying To Stop Financial Audit Have Absolutely Nothing To Hide

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-people-trying-to-stop-financial-audit-have-absolutely-nothing-to-hide/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Arriving In Heaven Eager To Finally Ask God How Many Liters Of Mountain Dew Code Red He Drank

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-arriving-in-heaven-eager-to-finally-ask-god-how-many-liters-of-mountain-dew-code-red-he-drank/?utm_source=fediverse

Is Your Wife Cold? 12 Signs To Look For

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-easy-ways-to-tell-if-your-wife-is-cold/?utm_source=fediverse

House Doubles In Value After Being Egged

https://babylonbee.com/news/house-doubles-in-value-after-being-egged/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Uncover Devious Billionaire Plot To Spend Billions Buying Social Media Company To Get President Trump Elected In Order To Access The Treasury Database And Steal Grandma's $695 Social Security Check

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-uncover-devious-billionaire-plot-to-spend-billions-buying-social-media-company-to-get-president-trump-elected-in-order-to-access-the-treasury-database-and-steal-grandmas-695-social-/?utm_source=fediverse

Chiefs Fire Their Refs

https://babylonbee.com/news/chiefs-fire-their-refs/?utm_source=fediverse

Soros-Funded Judge Vows To Keep Billionaire Influence Out Of Politics

https://babylonbee.com/news/soros-funded-judge-vows-to-keep-billionaire-influence-out-of-politics/?utm_source=fediverse

Pfizer Held To Zero Receptions In First Half

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-held-to-zero-receptions-in-first-half/?utm_source=fediverse

Eagles Flagged For Roughing The Passer On Pregame Handshake

https://babylonbee.com/news/eagles-called-for-roughing-the-passer-after-shaking-mahomes-hand/?utm_source=fediverse

Candy Company Introduces New, Even Noisier Wrappers For Opening In Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/candy-company-introduces-new-even-noisier-wrappers-for-opening-in-church/?utm_source=fediverse

Excited Couple Closes Escrow On Dozen Eggs

https://babylonbee.com/news/excited-couple-closes-escrow-on-dozen-eggs/?utm_source=fediverse

Prince Harry Asks ICE To Deport Him To Guantanamo Bay For Some Peace And Quiet

https://babylonbee.com/news/prince-harry-asks-ice-to-deport-him-to-guantanamo-bay-for-some-peace-and-quiet/?utm_source=fediverse

Disaster After Kanye West's X Account Hacked By Kanye West

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-as-kanye-x-account-hacked-by-kanye/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Asks If That Security Guy Can Please Just Follow Congress Around And Keep Them From Doing Anything Ever

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-asks-if-that-security-guy-can-please-just-follow-congress-around-and-keep-them-from-doing-anything-ever/?utm_source=fediverse