The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Compassionate, Merciful U.S. Lets Canada Win One

https://babylonbee.com/news/compassionate-merciful-us-lets-canada-win-one/?utm_source=fediverse

Paternity Test Reveals Luke Skywalker's Father Actually Elon Musk

https://babylonbee.com/news/paternity-test-reveals-luke-skywalkers-father-actually-elon-musk/?utm_source=fediverse

Embarrassed Trump Realizes He’s Had Russia And Ukraine Confused This Entire Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/embarrassed-trump-realizes-hes-had-russia-and-ukraine-confused-this-entire-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Finally: State Department Officially Classifies Los Angeles Dodgers As Terrorist Organization

https://babylonbee.com/news/finally-state-department-officially-classifies-los-angeles-dodgers-as-terrorist-organization/?utm_source=fediverse

Nineveh Promises To Repent As Soon As This Prophet Who Smells Like Whale Barf Leaves Town

https://babylonbee.com/news/nineveh-promises-to-repent-as-soon-as-prophet-that-smells-like-whale-barf-leaves-town/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Things Kash Patel's FBI Will Be Investigating First

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-priorities-of-kash-patels-fbi/?utm_source=fediverse

Object Left On Stairs Begins Weeks-Long Migration To Bedroom

https://babylonbee.com/news/object-left-on-stairs-begins-weeks-long-migration-to-bedroom/?utm_source=fediverse

Facebook Memories Remind Man Of His Embarrassing Libertarian Phase

https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-memories-remind-man-of-his-embarrassing-libertarian-phase/?utm_source=fediverse

Putin Says He Doesn't Want Ukraine Anymore Now That It Has All These Holes In It

https://babylonbee.com/news/putin-says-he-doesnt-want-ukraine-anymore-now-that-it-has-all-these-holes-in-it/?utm_source=fediverse

LA Mayor Promises Full Investigation Into Why She Was Allowed To Become LA Mayor

https://babylonbee.com/news/la-mayor-promises-full-investigation-into-why-she-was-allowed-to-become-la-mayor/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating Second Breakfast

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-signs-executive-order-mandating-second-breakfast/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Have A Name,' Sighs Man Known As Ethiopian Eunuch

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-have-a-name-sighs-man-known-as-ethiopian-eunuch/?utm_source=fediverse

Want To Survive While Flying? Follow These 9 Easy Tips

https://babylonbee.com/news/want-to-survive-while-flying-follow-these-9-easy-tips/?utm_source=fediverse

Christian Couple Praying Their Kid Throws Up So They Can Avoid Hosting Small Group Tonight

https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-couple-praying-their-kid-throws-up-so-they-can-avoid-going-to-small-group-tonight/?utm_source=fediverse

Men's Group Text Enacts Formal Bylaws Banning Exclamation Points, Heart Emojis

https://babylonbee.com/news/mens-group-text-enacts-formal-bylaws-banning-exclamation-points-heart-emojis/?utm_source=fediverse

Zelensky Allowed Into Peace Talks But Must Sit At Kiddie Table

https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-allowed-into-peace-talks-but-must-sit-at-kiddie-table/?utm_source=fediverse

Cruel: Elon Musk Cuts Off Social Security Benefits For Thousands Of Revolutionary War Veterans

https://babylonbee.com/news/cruel-elon-musk-cuts-off-social-security-benefits-for-thousands-of-revolutionary-war-veterans/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Signals U.S. Ready To Forgive Ukraine For Invading Russia

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-signals-us-ready-to-forgive-ukraine-for-invading-russia/?utm_source=fediverse

Delta Adds A Little Hanging Tennis Ball To End Of Runway For Female Pilots

https://babylonbee.com/news/delta-adds-a-little-hanging-tennis-ball-to-the-end-of-the-runway-for-female-pilots/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Suspicious Names Still On Social Security Rolls

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-suspicious-names-still-on-social-security-rolls/?utm_source=fediverse