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Republicans Clarify That Deficit Spending Only A Problem When Democrats Do It

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Uh Oh: Saint Peter Starts Asking Everyone At Pearly Gates To List Five Ways They Advanced God's Kingdom On Earth

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-saint-peter-starts-asking-everyone-at-pearly-gates-to-list-five-ways-they-advanced-gods-kingdom-on-earth/?utm_source=fediverse

Gavin Newsom Launches True Crime Podcast About How He Killed California

https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsom-launches-true-crime-podcast-about-how-he-killed-california/?utm_source=fediverse

Walmart Introduces Mobility Crane To Lift Shoppers Into Their Mobility Scooters

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Male Friend Who Responded To Text Within 24 Hours Obviously Gay

https://babylonbee.com/news/male-friend-who-responded-to-text-within-24-hours-obviously-gay/?utm_source=fediverse

Here Is The Federal Employee Union's List Of 10 Demands To The Trump Administration

https://babylonbee.com/news/here-is-the-federal-employee-unions-list-of-10-demands-to-the-trump-administration/?utm_source=fediverse

NSA Agents Horrified People Spying On Their Personal Conversations

https://babylonbee.com/news/nsa-agents-horrified-people-spying-on-their-personal-conversations/?utm_source=fediverse

Jake Tapper Announces New Book: 'The Search For The Man Who Peed Jake Tapper's Pants'

https://babylonbee.com/news/jake-tapper-announces-new-book-the-search-for-the-man-who-peed-jake-tappers-pants/?utm_source=fediverse

Federal Judge Declares Constitution Unconstitutional

https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-judge-declares-constitution-unconstitutional/?utm_source=fediverse

Laid-Off IRS Agents Now Forced To Go Door To Door Robbing People Directly

https://babylonbee.com/news/laid-off-irs-agents-now-forced-to-go-door-to-door-robbing-people-directly/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Signs New Order That All Female Video Game Characters Must Be Hot Now

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-signs-new-order-that-all-female-video-game-characters-must-be-hot-now/?utm_source=fediverse

Crenshaw Tries To Kill Tucker But Instead Runs Into A Pole (Because He Has No Depth Perception)

https://babylonbee.com/news/crenshaw-tries-to-kill-tucker-but-instead-trips-over-his-feet-and-runs-into-a-pole-because-he-has-no-depth-perception/?utm_source=fediverse

Dumb Dying Guy In Ambulance Makes You Miss Green Light

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Scholars Discover Judas Iscariot Didn't Like Dogs, Was 'More Of A Cat Person'

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-discover-judas-iscariot-didnt-like-dogs-was-more-of-a-cat-person/?utm_source=fediverse

Church Members Curious Where Pastor's Reference To 1997’s 'Anaconda' Is Going

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-members-curious-where-pastors-reference-to-1997s-anaconda-is-going/?utm_source=fediverse

House Hunters Episode Derailed After BlackRock Buys All 3 Properties

https://babylonbee.com/news/house-hunters-episode-derailed-after-blackrock-buys-all-3-properties/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Obtained A List Of Some Of The Things Government Employees Said They Accomplished Last Week

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-obtained-a-list-of-some-of-the-things-government-employees-said-they-accomplished-this-week/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Fired After Forgetting To Reply To Elon's Email

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-fired-after-forgetting-to-reply-to-elons-email/?utm_source=fediverse

UK Version Of Apple Watch Will Warn When Your Heart Rate Reacts Inappropriately To A Racist Meme

https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-version-of-apple-watch-will-warn-when-your-heart-rate-reacts-inappropriately-to-a-racist-meme/?utm_source=fediverse

Matt Walsh Current Frontrunner For Next Pope

https://babylonbee.com/news/matt-walsh-current-frontrunner-for-next-pope/?utm_source=fediverse