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Greg Gutfeld Legally Changes Name To GUTFELD!

https://babylonbee.com/news/greg-gutfeld-legally-changes-name-to-gutfeld/?utm_source=fediverse

Foolish Husband Doesn't Know ‘Whenever You Get A Chance’ Means ‘Right Now’

https://babylonbee.com/news/terrible-husband-doesnt-even-know-whenever-you-get-a-chance-means-right-now/?utm_source=fediverse

Mechanic Exhausted After Long Day of Making Up Fake Car Parts That Need To Be Fixed

https://babylonbee.com/news/mechanic-exhausted-after-long-day-of-making-up-fake-car-parts-that-need-to-be-fixed/?utm_source=fediverse

Catholic Church Introduces White Ashes For Black People

https://babylonbee.com/news/catholic-church-introduces-white-ashes-for-black-people/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Ready To Defend Department Of Education Just As Soon As They Figure Out What It Does

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-ready-to-defend-department-of-education-just-as-soon-as-they-figure-out-what-it-does/?utm_source=fediverse

Air1 Runs Another Commercial About How They Don't Have Any Commercials

https://babylonbee.com/news/air1-runs-another-commercial-about-how-they-dont-have-any-commercials/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: TobyMac Still Doing His Thing

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-tobymac-still-doing-his-thing/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Powerful Ways Democrats Protested Trump's Speech

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-powerful-ways-democrats-protested-trumps-speech/?utm_source=fediverse

U.K. Imam Opens Service With Land Acknowledgment Of Indigenous Britons That Once Inhabited London

https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-imam-opens-service-with-land-acknowledgment-of-indigenous-britons-that-once-inhabited-london/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband Holds Up 'False' Paddle During Argument With Wife

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-holds-up-false-paddle-during-argument-with-wife/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats File Articles Of Impeachment Against Little Black Boy With Cancer

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-file-articles-of-impeachment-against-little-black-boy-with-cancer/?utm_source=fediverse

Hitler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles

https://babylonbee.com/news/hitler-defeated-after-opposition-party-holds-up-tiny-signs-on-paddles/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Still Bitter Over How Much Time He Was Forced To Spend Learning About Parabolas

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-still-bitter-over-how-much-time-he-was-forced-to-spend-learning-about-parabolas/?utm_source=fediverse

REMINDER: It Is Offensive And Possibly Illegal To Photoshop Anything On These Democrats' Signs That Would Make Them Look Foolish

https://babylonbee.com/news/smart-democrats-hold-up-signs-which-will-definitely-not-immediately-be-photoshopped-and-backfire/?utm_source=fediverse

Mike Johnson Helpfully Hits Rim Shots For All Trump’s Punchlines

https://babylonbee.com/news/mike-johnson-hits-rim-shots-for-all-of-trumps-punchlines/?utm_source=fediverse

Sergeant At Arms Gently Escorts Lib To The Cry Room

https://babylonbee.com/news/sergeant-at-arms-escorts-libs-to-the-cry-room/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Buys Second Phone After Reaching Maximum Number Of Open Browser Tabs

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-buys-second-phone-after-reaching-maximum-number-of-open-browser-tabs/?utm_source=fediverse

Scientists Report Most Effective Remedy For Male Depression Is An Old Lady At The Store Asking You To Reach Something On A Tall Shelf

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-report-most-effective-remedy-for-male-depression-is-an-old-lady-at-the-store-asking-you-to-reach-something-on-a-tall-shelf/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Guide To The Best Gun For Every Situation

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-guide-to-the-best-gun-for-every-situation/?utm_source=fediverse

ALAS! This Dad's Kids Moved Out And Now He Doesn’t Have Anyone To Yell At For Leaving Lights On

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-empty-nester-dad-suddenly-sad-as-there-will-be-no-one-to-yell-at-that-theyre-leaving-the-lights-on-around-the-house/?utm_source=fediverse