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Uh-Oh: WNBA Players Demand To Be Paid What They're Worth And Now They Owe The NBA $400 Million

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-wnba-players-demand-to-be-paid-what-theyre-worth-and-now-they-owe-the-nba-400-million/?utm_source=fediverse

'Ladies And Gentlemen, We Got Him': RFK Jr. Announces Seal Team Six Has Neutralized The Kool-Aid Man

https://babylonbee.com/news/ladies-and-gentlemen-we-got-him-rfk-jr-announces-seal-team-six-has-neutralized-the-kool-aid-man/?utm_source=fediverse

This International Women’s Day, The Babylon Bee Honors Eve’s Historic Choice To Plunge The World Into Sin

https://babylonbee.com/news/this-international-womens-day-the-babylon-bee-honors-eves-historic-choice-to-plunge-the-world-into-sin/?utm_source=fediverse

Did You Know? You Can Watch The Entire LOTR Extended Edition While Waiting For Bathroom Air Dryer To Dry Your Hands

https://babylonbee.com/news/did-you-know-you-can-watch-the-entire-lotr-extended-edition-while-waiting-for-bathroom-air-dryer-to-dry-your-hands/?utm_source=fediverse

How Was I Supposed To Know 'Business Casual' Didn't Include An Authentic 101st Airborne Paratrooper's Uniform?

https://babylonbee.com/news/how-was-i-supposed-to-know-business-casual-didnt-include-a-period-authentic-101st-airborne-paratrooper-uniform/?utm_source=fediverse

Modern-Day Rosa Parks Refuses To Leave Tip For Takeout Order

https://babylonbee.com/news/modern-day-rosa-parks-refuses-to-leave-tip-for-takeout-order/?utm_source=fediverse

Laid-Off IRS Agent Gets New Job Checking Receipts At Costco Exit

https://babylonbee.com/news/laid-off-irs-agent-gets-new-job-checking-receipts-at-costco-exit/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Builds Time Machine Just To Go Back To When He Had Never Heard Of Andrew Tate

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-builds-time-machine-just-to-go-back-to-when-he-had-never-heard-of-andrew-tate/?utm_source=fediverse

Doctor Says He’ll Be Able To Make Better Diagnosis Once He Reviews Scan Of Your Insurance Benefits

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctor-says-hell-be-able-to-make-better-diagnosis-once-he-reviews-scan-of-your-insurance-benefits/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Secures Peace Deal Where Putin Gets Ukraine During The Week While Zelenskyy Gets Weekends And Two Weeks In The Summer

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-secures-peace-deal-where-putin-gets-ukraine-during-the-week-while-zelensky-gets-weekends-and-two-weeks-in-the-summer/?utm_source=fediverse

Transgender Mouse Obliterates Female Mouse In Laboratory MMA Event

https://babylonbee.com/news/transgender-mouse-obliterates-female-mouse-in-laboratory-mma-event/?utm_source=fediverse

Catholic Condemned To 800 More Years In Purgatory After Failing To Post Ash Selfie

https://babylonbee.com/news/catholic-condemned-to-800-more-years-in-purgatory-after-failing-to-post-ash-selfie/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Creates U.S. Strategic Hawk Tuah Coin Reserve

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-creates-us-strategic-hawk-tuah-coin-reserve/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Essential Items France Is Providing In Defense Of Ukraine

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-things-france-is-willing-to-provide-in-defense-of-ukraine/?utm_source=fediverse

German In Jail For A Meme Sure Hopes EU Can Stop Spread Of Russian Tyranny

https://babylonbee.com/news/german-in-jail-for-a-meme-sure-hopes-eu-can-stop-spread-of-russian-tyranny/?utm_source=fediverse

Apostle Paul Reportedly Shipwrecked So Many Times Because He Failed To Ask For Traveling Mercies

https://babylonbee.com/news/apostle-paul-reportedly-shipwrecked-so-many-times-because-he-failed-to-ask-for-traveling-mercies/?utm_source=fediverse

Greg Gutfeld Legally Changes Name To GUTFELD!

https://babylonbee.com/news/greg-gutfeld-legally-changes-name-to-gutfeld/?utm_source=fediverse

Foolish Husband Doesn't Know ‘Whenever You Get A Chance’ Means ‘Right Now’

https://babylonbee.com/news/terrible-husband-doesnt-even-know-whenever-you-get-a-chance-means-right-now/?utm_source=fediverse

Mechanic Exhausted After Long Day of Making Up Fake Car Parts That Need To Be Fixed

https://babylonbee.com/news/mechanic-exhausted-after-long-day-of-making-up-fake-car-parts-that-need-to-be-fixed/?utm_source=fediverse

Catholic Church Introduces White Ashes For Black People

https://babylonbee.com/news/catholic-church-introduces-white-ashes-for-black-people/?utm_source=fediverse