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State Farm Now Offering Optional ‘Car Torched By Psychotic Purple-Haired Weirdo’ Coverage

https://babylonbee.com/news/state-farm-now-offering-optional-car-torched-by-psychotic-purple-haired-weirdo-coverage/?utm_source=fediverse

Another Security Breach: Hunter Biden Discovered To Still Be Living In White House Toolshed

https://babylonbee.com/news/another-security-breach-hunter-biden-discovered-to-still-be-living-in-white-house-toolshed/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Don't Know Why They Call Me Hot Wheels,' Thinks Gov Abbott While Launching Off G-Force Burnout Set Launcher Ramp

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-dont-know-why-they-call-me-hot-wheels-thinks-gov-abbott-while-launching-off-g-force-burnout-set-launcher-ramp/?utm_source=fediverse

Jasmine Crockett Says She Was Just Criticizing GOP Policies When She Called Gov. Abbott 'Honkey Boy In The Wheelchair Whose Legs Don't Work No More'

https://babylonbee.com/news/jasmine-crockett-says-she-was-just-criticizing-gop-policies-when-she-called-gov-abbott-honkey-boy-in-the-wheelchair-whose-legs-dont-work-no-more/?utm_source=fediverse

Jesus Calls On Followers To Eat Filet-O-Fish Sandwiches For 40 Days To Prepare For His Crucifixion

https://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-calls-on-followers-to-eat-filet-o-fish-sandwiches-for-40-days-to-prepare-for-his-crucifixion/?utm_source=fediverse

Darth Vader Accidentally Adds Admiral Ackbar To Holochat Planning Alderaan Bombing

https://babylonbee.com/news/well-crap-darth-vader-realizes-he-added-admiral-ackbar-to-holochat-planning-alderaan-bombing/?utm_source=fediverse

Investigation Reveals DOGE Had Just Laid Off The Guy Whose Job It Was To Make Sure Jeffrey Goldberg Wasn’t In The War Group Chat

https://babylonbee.com/news/horrible-doge-had-just-laid-off-the-guy-whose-job-it-was-to-make-sure-jeffrey-goldberg-wasnt-in-the-war-group-chat/?utm_source=fediverse

After Years of Debate, Theologians Now Agree That Lying To Your Dentist About Flossing Is Not A Sin

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-years-of-debate-theologians-now-agree-that-lying-to-your-dentist-about-flossing-is-not-a-sin/?utm_source=fediverse

Disney Puts Rachel Zegler In The Vault

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-puts-rachel-zegler-in-the-vault/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Estimate They Are Only One More Arson Away From Being Popular Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-estimate-they-are-only-one-more-arson-away-from-being-popular-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Perfectly Good Sports Game Ruined By Lady Announcer

https://babylonbee.com/news/perfectly-good-sports-game-ruined-by-lady-announcer/?utm_source=fediverse

The Official Babylon Bee Spider Identification Guide For Wives

https://babylonbee.com/news/wifes-guide-to-spiders/?utm_source=fediverse

Security Concerns As Trump Holds Strategy Meeting At Cracker Barrel

https://babylonbee.com/news/security-concerns-as-trump-holds-strategy-meeting-at-cracker-barrel/?utm_source=fediverse

Bernie Sanders In Trouble As Paid Rally Attendees Vote To Unionize

https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-sanders-in-trouble-as-paid-rally-attendees-vote-to-unionize/?utm_source=fediverse

4D Chess: Genius Trump Leaks War Plans To 'The Atlantic' Where No One Will Ever See Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/4d-chess-genius-trump-leaks-war-plans-to-the-atlantic-where-no-one-will-ever-see-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Disney Quietly Cancels Live-Action 'Pocahontas' Starring Dylan Mulvaney

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-quietly-cancels-live-action-pocahontas-starring-dylan-mulvaney/?utm_source=fediverse

Shuttered Department Of Education Not Sure What To Do With This Warehouse Full Of Gender Unicorn Coloring Books

https://babylonbee.com/news/shuttered-department-of-education-not-sure-what-to-do-with-this-warehouse-full-of-gender-unicorn/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building As Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-disguises-irs-building-as-tesla-dealership-so-democrats-will-burn-it-down/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Snow White’ Beaten At Box Office By Middle School Recorder Recital

https://babylonbee.com/news/snow-white-beaten-at-box-office-by-empty-theater-undergoing-renovation/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Announces Return To Politics With Bid For President Of Shady Oaks Retirement Community

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-announces-return-to-politics-with-bid-for-president-of-shady-oaks-retirement-community/?utm_source=fediverse