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Jackpot: Local Church Has Organ, Hymnals, Male Pastor

https://babylonbee.com/news/jackpot-local-church-has-organ-hymnals-male-pastor/?utm_source=fediverse

Roman Soldier Assigned To Guard Tomb Of Some Jewish Carpenter Looking Forward To Uneventful Weekend

https://babylonbee.com/news/roman-soldier-in-charge-of-guarding-tomb-of-a-troublemaking-jewish-carpenter-looking-forward-to-an-uneventful-weekend/?utm_source=fediverse

Matt Walsh Jumps Out Of Bushes At Easter Egg Hunt To Inform The Kids Bunnies Laying Eggs Is Biologically Impossible

https://babylonbee.com/news/matt-walsh-jumps-out-of-the-bushes-at-easter-egg-hunt-to-inform-the-kids-bunnies-laying-eggs-is-biologically-impossible/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Arriving For Easter Service Surprised How Different Church Looks Without The Christmas Decorations

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-arriving-for-easter-service-surprised-how-different-church-looks-without-all-the-christmas-decorations/?utm_source=fediverse

Cain Raises $1,000,000 In Crowdfunding Donations After Killing Abel

https://babylonbee.com/news/cain-raises-1000000-in-crowdfunding-donations-after-killing-abel/?utm_source=fediverse

UK Stabbing Suspect Pleads Muslim

https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-stabbing-suspect-pleads-muslim/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberals Warn Enforcing Immigration Law Is A Slippery Slope That May Lead To Enforcing Other Laws

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-warn-enforcing-immigration-law-is-slippery-slope-that-may-lead-to-enforcing-other-laws/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Dad Has To Be Forcibly Removed From WW2 Air Museum

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-dad-has-to-be-forcibly-removed-from-ww2-air-museum/?utm_source=fediverse

Catholic Scholars Confirm Purgatory Consists Of Helping Third Graders With Math For Hundreds Of Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/catholic-scholars-confirm-purgatory-consists-of-helping-third-graders-with-math-for-hundreds-of-years/?utm_source=fediverse

NBA Provides LeBron With Special Whistle To Call His Own Fouls

https://babylonbee.com/news/nba-provides-lebron-with-special-whistle-to-call-his-own-fouls/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Call For An Individual Court Hearing For Everyone On Earth To Prove They Aren't American Citizens

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-call-for-an-individual-court-hearing-for-everyone-on-earth-to-prove-they-arent-american-citizens/?utm_source=fediverse

'Weeeeee I'm An Astronaut!' Exclaims Katy Perry During Ride On Disneyland Astro Orbiter

https://babylonbee.com/news/Weeeeee-Im-An-Astronaut-Exclaims-Katy-Perry-During-Ride-On-Disneyland-Astro-Orbiter/?utm_source=fediverse

American Hostages In Gaza Disguise Themselves As MS-13 Gang Members So Democrats Will Fight To Bring Them Home

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-hostages-in-gaza-disguise-themselves-as-ms-13-gang-members-so-democrats-will-fight-to-bring-them-home/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Agrees To Bring Garcia Home If El Salvador Will Keep Cory Booker

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-agrees-to-bring-garcia-home-if-el-salvador-will-keep-cory-booker/?utm_source=fediverse

Maine Sues To Allow Sasquatch To Continue Competing In Women's Sports

https://babylonbee.com/news/maine-sues-to-allow-sasquatch-to-continue-competing-in-womens-sports/?utm_source=fediverse

10 People We'd Like To Launch Into Space

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-people-wed-like-to-launch-into-space/?utm_source=fediverse

Sorry Excuse For A Church Only Has One Service LOOOOOOOOL

https://babylonbee.com/news/sorry-excuse-for-a-church-only-has-one-service-looooooool/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Gives Powerful Speech Reminding Nation Why He's No Longer President

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-gives-powerful-speech-reminding-nation-why-hes-no-longer-president/?utm_source=fediverse

Harvard Awards Honorary Degree To Man Who Firebombed Governor Shapiro's House

https://babylonbee.com/news/harvard-awards-honorary-degree-to-man-who-firebombed-governor-shapiros-house/?utm_source=fediverse

'A Woman Is An Adult Human Female' Rules U.K. Judge That Looks Suspiciously Like Matt Walsh In A Powdered Wig

https://babylonbee.com/news/a-woman-is-an-adult-human-female-rules-uk-judge-that-looks-suspiciously-like-matt-walsh-in-a-powdered-wig/?utm_source=fediverse