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Newly Discovered Third Epistle To Timothy Features Paul Warning Him Against Starting A Podcast

https://babylonbee.com/news/newly-discovered-third-epistle-to-timothy-features-paul-warning-him-against-starting-podcast/?utm_source=fediverse

Global Birth Rates Hit Historic Lows As Elon Musk Busy With DOGE

https://babylonbee.com/news/global-fertility-rates-hit-historic-lows-as-elon-musk-busy-with-doge/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Changes New Prime Minister Will Bring To Canada

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-improvements-new-prime-minister-will-bring-to-canada/?utm_source=fediverse

Europe Promises To Get The Electricity Back Up ASAP So Everyone Can Hear The Muslim Calls To Prayer

https://babylonbee.com/news/europe-promises-to-get-the-electricity-back-up-asap-so-everyone-can-hear-the-muslim-calls-to-prayer-over-the-loudspeakers/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Beginning To Suspect Husband's Thoughtful, Relevant Responses To Her Texts Might Be A.I. Generated

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-beginning-to-suspect-husbands-thoughtful-relevant-responses-to-her-texts-might-be-ai-generated/?utm_source=fediverse

Canada Surpasses California As State With Most Liberal Governor

https://babylonbee.com/news/canada-surpasses-california-as-state-with-most-liberal-governor/?utm_source=fediverse

Women Shocked To Learn Pill Designed To Murder Babies Might Not Be Safe

https://babylonbee.com/news/women-shocked-to-learn-pill-designed-to-murder-babies-might-not-be-safe/?utm_source=fediverse

With No Pope to Oversee Them, Cardinals Stay Up All Night Playing Goldeneye And Building Pillow Forts

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-no-pope-to-oversee-them-cardinals-stay-up-all-night-playing-goldeneye-and-building-pillow-forts/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Hold Candlelight Vigil In Front Of Illegal Immigrant Mug Shots

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-senators-arrive-at-white-house-to-lay-flowers-in-front-of-migrant-gang-mug-shots/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Issues New Striped Robes For Federal Judges

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-issues-new-striped-robes-for-federal-judges/?utm_source=fediverse

Joe Biden Arrested For Harboring 11 Million Illegal Aliens

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-arrested-for-harboring-11-million-illegal-aliens/?utm_source=fediverse

Behold! New Babylon Bee Merch Has Arrived

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Trump Stuns Pope Funeral Attendees With Breathtaking Rendition Of 'Ave Maria'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-wows-pope-funeral-attendees-with-stunning-rendition-of-ave-maria/?utm_source=fediverse

Shedeur Sanders Drafted By McDonald's In 3rd Round

https://babylonbee.com/news/shedeur-sanders-drafted-by-mcdonalds-in-3rd-round/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Agents Discover 17 More Illegals Hiding In Judge Dugan’s Robe

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-agents-discover-17-more-illegals-hiding-in-judge-dugans-robe/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Saves Hundreds Of Thousands In Student Loans By Just Learning How To Hate Jews On The Internet

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-saves-hundreds-of-thousands-in-student-loans-by-just-learning-how-to-hate-jews-on-the-internet/?utm_source=fediverse

'Christianity Today' Announces It Has Converted To Islam

https://babylonbee.com/news/christianity-today-announces-it-has-converted-to-islam/?utm_source=fediverse

Federal Judge Travels Back In Time To Overturn Trump’s Birth

https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-judge-travels-back-in-time-to-overturn-trumps-birth/?utm_source=fediverse

Player Drafted By Cleveland Browns Decides To Just Retire Instead

https://babylonbee.com/news/player-drafted-by-cleveland-browns-decides-to-just-retire-instead/?utm_source=fediverse

Ignorant Kids Have No Idea How Cool Dad Is

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