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Nation Takes Somber 'May The 4th' To Remember Deceased Star Wars Franchise

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-takes-somber-may-the-4th-to-remember-deceased-star-wars-franchise/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Carries Grocery Basket Like Dainty Village Girl Skipping Through Orchard Picking Apples

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-carries-grocery-basket-like-dainty-village-girl-skipping-through-orchard-picking-apples/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump To Expand Alcatraz By Putting Up Fence Around San Francisco

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-expand-alcatraz-by-putting-up-fence-around-san-francisco/?utm_source=fediverse

New, Improved Hymnals To Include Silly Songs With Larry

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-improved-hymnals-to-include-silly-songs-with-larry/?utm_source=fediverse

Chipotle Announces Plans To Get Even Worse

https://babylonbee.com/news/chipotle-announces-plans-to-get-even-worse/?utm_source=fediverse

Bill Belichick's Girlfriend Leaves Him For Lou Holtz

https://babylonbee.com/news/belichicks-girlfriend-leaves-him-for-lou-holtz/?utm_source=fediverse

Conductor Asks Congregation To Stop Yelling ‘Freebird!’ During Handbell Performance

https://babylonbee.com/news/conductor-asks-congregation-to-stop-yelling-freebird-during-handbell-performance/?utm_source=fediverse

Marco Rubio Named Interim Lawn Guy

https://babylonbee.com/news/marco-rubio-named-interim-lawn-guy/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Update Statue Of Liberty To Say 'Give Me Your Wife Beaters'

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-update-statue-of-liberty-to-say-give-me-your-wife-beaters/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Warn Cutting State Propaganda Will Lead To Fascism

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-cutting-state-propaganda-will-lead-to-fascism/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Deadly Consequences Of Defunding NPR

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-deadly-consequences-of-defunding-npr/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Raises 25% Tariffs On All Brick Trades In Catan

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-raises-25-tariffs-on-all-brick-trades-in-catan/?utm_source=fediverse

Good News: The Duck Hunt Dog Has Passed Away

https://babylonbee.com/news/good-news-the-duck-hunt-dog-has-passed-away/?utm_source=fediverse

Pitching Machine Tosses No-Hitter Against Local Dad

https://babylonbee.com/news/pitching-machine-tosses-no-hitter-against-local-dad/?utm_source=fediverse

After PBS Defunded, All Sesame Street Characters Forced To Move In With Oscar

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-pbs-defunded-all-sesame-street-characters-forced-to-move-in-with-oscar/?utm_source=fediverse

'Hey Man, Want Any Red No. 40?' Asks Dealer Opening Trench Coat

https://babylonbee.com/news/hey-man-want-any-red-no-40-asks-dealer-opening-trenchcoat/?utm_source=fediverse

Man From Pennsylvania Under Impression He Has Eaten Mexican Food

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-from-pennsylvania-under-impression-he-has-eaten-mexican-food/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Volunteers To Wear Gorilla Suit And Wrestle 100 Men

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-volunteers-to-wear-gorilla-suit-and-wrestle-100-men/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Secures Nifty Geode In Ukrainian Minerals Deal

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-secures-nifty-geode-in-ukrainian-minerals-deal/?utm_source=fediverse

11 Easy Ways To Beat A Gorilla In A Fight

https://babylonbee.com/news/easy-ways-to-beat-a-gorilla-in-a-fight/?utm_source=fediverse