The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Family Shopping For A New Church After Finding Out Their Current Church Has Sinners In It

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-shopping-for-a-new-church-after-finding-out-their-current-church-has-sinners-in-it/?utm_source=fediverse

New Evidence Suggests Noah’s Wife Was Steering The Ark When It Hit Mount Ararat

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-evidence-suggests-noahs-wife-was-steering-the-ark-when-it-hit-mt-ararat/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Lesser-Known Healing Miracles In the Bible

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-lesser-known-healing-miracles-in-the-bible/?utm_source=fediverse

New Subscription Service Sends Dads A New Pair Of Cargo Pants Every 9 Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-subscription-service-sends-dads-a-new-pair-of-cargo-pants-every-9-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Ghost Of Pete Rose Bets On Hall Of Fame Induction

https://babylonbee.com/news/ghost-of-pete-rose-bets-on-hall-of-fame-induction/?utm_source=fediverse

Study: Nobody Thinks They’re Stupid, But Many Are

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-nobody-thinks-theyre-stupid-but-many-are/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Asks When He’ll Get To See The Elves And Hobbits On His Middle East Tour

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-asks-when-hell-get-to-see-the-elves-and-hobbits-on-his-middle-east-tour/?utm_source=fediverse

Worrying: America Is Just As Unprepared Now For A Giant Monkey Climbing Skyscrapers As We Were In 1933

https://babylonbee.com/news/worrying-america-is-just-as-unprepared-now-for-a-giant-monkey-climbing-skyscrapers-as-we-were-in-1933/?utm_source=fediverse

Amazing: James Comey Finds Natural Rock Formation Spelling Out 'EXPLODE TRUMP'S HEAD WITH A BOOMERANG'

https://babylonbee.com/news/amazing-james-comey-finds-natural-rock-formation-spelling-out-explode-trumps-head-with-a-boomerang/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Has Extremely Blessed Day After Kindly Old Black Woman Tells Him To Have A Blessed Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-has-extremely-blessed-day-after-kindly-old-black-woman-tells-him-to-have-a-blessed-day/?utm_source=fediverse

Home Depot Adds Self-Deportation Kiosks

https://babylonbee.com/news/home-depot-adds-self-deportation-kiosks/?utm_source=fediverse

Episcopalians Find Strange Old Book Hidden Under Pew

https://babylonbee.com/news/episcopalians-find-strange-old-book-hidden-under-pew/?utm_source=fediverse

Arby's Apologizes For Offending Their Main Customer Base Of Sad Pathetic Losers

https://babylonbee.com/news/arbys-apologizes-for-offending-their-main-customer-base-of-sad-pathetic-losers/?utm_source=fediverse

RFK Unveils New Plan To End Childhood Obesity By Chasing Fat Kids With A Stick

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-unveils-new-plan-to-end-childhood-obesity-by-chasing-fat-kids-with-a-stick/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Propose Building Wall To Keep White Immigrants Out

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-propose-building-wall-to-keep-white-immigrants-out/?utm_source=fediverse

Eyeing 2028 Presidential Bid, Gavin Newsom Distances Self From Gavin Newsom

https://babylonbee.com/news/eyeing-2028-presidential-bid-gavin-newsom-distances-self-from-gavin-newsom/?utm_source=fediverse

Furious Democrats Demand To Know Who Was Responsible For Covering Up Biden's Decline

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-demand-to-know-who-was-responsible-for-covering-up-bidens-decline/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Shocking Signs Of Biden's Decline Everyone Missed

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South Africa Denounces White Refugees For Leaving Before They Had A Chance To Take All Their Stuff And Kill Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/south-africa-denounces-white-refugees-for-leaving-before-they-had-a-chance-to-take-all-their-stuff-and-kill-them/?utm_source=fediverse

LDS Theologians Confirm Apostates Will Be Sent To Outer Darkness Where There Is Only Weeping And Imagine Dragons

https://babylonbee.com/news/lds-theologians-confirm-apostates-will-be-sent-to-outer-darkness-where-there-is-only-weeping-and-imagine-dragons/?utm_source=fediverse