The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Federal Judge Overturns Law Of Gravity

https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-judge-overturns-law-of-gravity/?utm_source=fediverse

Church Planters Meet To Brainstorm Dumbest Possible Name For Their New Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-planters-meet-to-brainstorm-dumbest-possible-name-for-their-new-church/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Musk Leaves Job Of Making Government More Efficient For Much Easier Job Of Sending Humans To Mars

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-leaves-job-of-making-government-more-efficient-for-much-easier-job-of-sending-humans-to-mars/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways Democrats Plan To Win Back Men

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-democrats-plan-to-win-back-men/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Got 90% Of His Advanced Vocabulary From 'Calvin And Hobbes'

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-got-90-of-his-advanced-vocabulary-from-calvin-and-hobbes/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Asks Judge If There's Anything The President Is Actually Allowed To Do

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-asks-judge-if-theres-anything-the-president-is-actually-allowed-to-do/?utm_source=fediverse

‘I’m Comfortable With My Masculinity’ Says Man With Zero Masculinity

https://babylonbee.com/news/im-comfortable-with-my-masculinity-says-man-with-zero-masculinity/?utm_source=fediverse

UK Finally Cracks Down On Muslim Rapists

https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-finally-cracks-down-on-muslim-rapists/?utm_source=fediverse

American Students Unsure Who To Cheat Off After Trump Revokes Chinese Student Visas

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-students-unsure-who-to-cheat-off-after-trump-revokes-chinese-student-visas/?utm_source=fediverse

Joe Biden: In Memoriam [Do Not Post Until Biden Dies]

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-in-memoriam-do-not-post-until-biden-dies/?utm_source=fediverse

With Ban On International Students, Harvard Forced To Begin Accepting Students From Ohio

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-ban-on-international-students-harvard-forced-to-begin-accepting-students-from-ohio/?utm_source=fediverse

Housewarming Party Kicks Off With Land Acknowledgement For The Johnsons Who Lived There Since 2019

https://babylonbee.com/news/housewarming-party-kicks-off-with-land-acknowledgement-for-the-johnsons-who-lived-there-since-2019/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Unveil Plan To Win Back Men By Having Gay Guy Grow A Beard

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-unveil-plan-to-win-back-men-by-having-gay-guy-grow-a-beard/?utm_source=fediverse

11 Racial Slurs Commonly Yelled At WNBA Games

https://babylonbee.com/news/11-racial-slurs-discovered-by-the-wnba-investigation/?utm_source=fediverse

27-Hour Stalemate As Mormons Knock On Door Of Jehovah's Witnesses

https://babylonbee.com/news/27-hour-stalemate-as-mormons-knock-on-door-of-jehovahs-witnesses/?utm_source=fediverse

WNBA Launches Racism Investigation Into Orange Metal Noose Found On Court

https://babylonbee.com/news/wnba-to-investigate-reports-of-orange-metal-noose-spotted-during-game/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Would Like To Announce We Are Joining NPR In Suing The Government For Not Giving Us Millions Of Dollars

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-would-like-to-announce-we-are-joining-npr-in-suing-the-government-for-not-giving-us-millions-of-dollars/?utm_source=fediverse

Theology Update: Bible Scholars Now Believe The 'P' in 'Psalms' Not Supposed To Be Silent

https://babylonbee.com/news/theology-update-bible-scholars-now-believe-the-p-in-psalms-not-supposed-to-be-silent/?utm_source=fediverse

Success Of 'Lilo & Stitch' Teaches Disney Important Lesson To Just Keep Pumping Out Live-Action Remakes Forever

https://babylonbee.com/news/success-of-lilo--stitch-teaches-disney-important-lesson-to-just-keep-pumping-out-live-action-remakes-forever/?utm_source=fediverse

California Unveils Massive New Escape Room Called ‘California’

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-unveils-massive-new-escape-room-called-california/?utm_source=fediverse