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Due To Tariffs On Steel, All New Cars To Be Made With Wood Paneling

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Federal Judge Blocks Deportation Of Terrorist's Family, Orders Jews Lit Back On Fire

https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-judge-blocks-deportation-of-terrorists-family-orders-jews-lit-back-on-fire/?utm_source=fediverse

Worship Pastor Makes Praise Songs More Accessible By Removing All References To ‘God’ And ‘Jesus’

https://babylonbee.com/news/worship-pastor-makes-praise-songs-more-accessible-by-removing-all-references-to-god-and-jesus/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Hacks Girls Can Use To Win Track Meets In California

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‘Can You Bring Me A Glass Of Water Since You’re Up?’ Wife Asks Sleeping Husband

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Scholars Now Believe Prophet Elijah Was Caught Up Into Heaven In A Fiery 1977 Pontiac Trans Am

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-now-believe-prophet-elijah-was-caught-up-into-heaven-in-a-fiery-1977-pontiac-trans-am/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Announce Plan To Keep Doing Opposite Of What Everyone Voted For Them To Do

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-announce-plan-to-keep-doing-opposite-of-what-everyone-voted-for-them-to-do/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Warn Deporting Illegal Terrorist Family Could Be Slippery Slope To Deporting Other Illegal Terrorist Families

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-deporting-illegal-terrorist-family-could-be-slippery-slope-to-deporting-other-illegal-terrorist-families/?utm_source=fediverse

USS Harvey Milk To Be Renamed 'USS No Homo'

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The Lord Strengthens Elon One Last Time To Push Pillars Of Congress Over And Bring Government Crashing Down

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-lord-strengthens-elon-one-last-time-to-push-pillars-of-congress-over-bringing-government-crashing-down/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Dating Red Flags Women Should Look Out For

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Man Unable To Lose Weight Considers Adding Second Push-Up To Workout Routine

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Hamas Agrees To Surrender If Europe Will Take Greta Thunberg Back

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Rockies Rewarded For 10th Win With Pizza Party At Chuck E. Cheese

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Adventure Party Wanted For Genociding Local Town's Endangered Giant Rat Population

https://babylonbee.com/news/adventure-party-wanted-for-genociding-local-villages-endangered-giant-rat-population/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Agrees To End Tariffs On China In Exchange For Their Kung Fu Masters Teaching Him The Death Touch

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-agrees-to-end-tariffs-on-china-in-exchange-for-their-kung-fu-masters-teaching-him-the-death-touch/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Out Of 10 Therapists Recommend Rolling Truck Window Down To Let Your Arm Get A Little Sun

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Hamas Announces They Will Accept Ceasefire On Condition They Can Keep Killing Jews

https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-announces-they-will-accept-ceasefire-on-condition-they-can-keep-killing-jews/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Unveil New Plan To Fix National Debt Sometime After The Return Of Christ

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-unveil-new-plan-for-federal-debt-wait-for-the-second-coming-and-the-world-to-be-ended-in-fire/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Really Gay Things You Can Do To Celebrate Pride Month

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