Job's Suffering Becomes Too Great To Bear As He Goes To Bed And Then Realizes His Sheets Are In The Wash
https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-now-believe-jobs-greatest-suffering-was-going-to-bed-and-then-realizing-his-sheets-are-in-the-wash/?utm_source=fediverse
In Greatest Gymnastic Feat Yet, Simone Biles Argues That Trans Women Are Women
https://babylonbee.com/news/simone-biles-performs-greatest-gymnastic-feat-yet-arguing-that-trans-women-are-women/?utm_source=fediverse
Marines Deployed To Another Third-World Country Full Of Hostile Foreigners
https://babylonbee.com/news/marines-deployed-to-another-third-world-country-full-of-hostile-foreigners/?utm_source=fediverse
Baby Outraged As Person Holding Him Is Not Standing Up
https://babylonbee.com/news/baby-outraged-as-person-holding-him-is-not-standing-up/?utm_source=fediverse
Mexican Rioter Adds Lime Wedge To Molotov Cocktail
https://babylonbee.com/news/mexican-rioter-adds-lime-wedge-to-molotov-cocktail/?utm_source=fediverse
Support For Police Skyrockets After They Start Shooting Journalists
https://babylonbee.com/news/support-for-police-skyrockets-after-they-start-shooting-journalists/?utm_source=fediverse
Nintendo Confirms Next Mario Game Will Just Be A GIF Of Mario Saying 'Wahoo!' And Will Cost $2,500
https://babylonbee.com/news/nintendo-confirms-next-mario-game-will-just-be-a-gif-of-mario-saying-wahoo-and-will-cost-2500/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Responds To Mostly Peaceful Protests With Mostly Peaceful Military
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-responds-to-mostly-peaceful-protests-with-mostly-peaceful-military/?utm_source=fediverse
Zacchaeus Insists He Was Actually 5'7" Which Is Close To The Median Height For Males
https://babylonbee.com/news/zacchaeus-insists-he-was-actually-57-which-is-close-to-the-median-height-for-males/?utm_source=fediverse
Illegals Help Film Republican Presidential Campaign Commercial
https://babylonbee.com/news/illegals-help-film-republican-presidential-campaign-commercial/?utm_source=fediverse
Psalty The Songbook Last Remaining '90s Christian Artist With Zero Scandals
https://babylonbee.com/news/psalty-the-songbook-last-remaining-90s-christian-artist-with-zero-scandals/?utm_source=fediverse
Husband Buys Back His Golf Clubs At Wife’s Garage Sale For Third Time This Year
https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-buys-back-his-golf-clubs-at-wifes-garage-sale-for-third-time-this-year/?utm_source=fediverse
Report: Praise Band Guitarist Not Good Enough To Be Making That Face
https://babylonbee.com/news/praise-band-guitarist-not-good-enough-to-be-making-that-face/?utm_source=fediverse
Mayor Bass Reflexively Skips Town After Seeing L.A. Burning Again
https://babylonbee.com/news/mayor-bass-reflexively-skips-town-after-seeing-la-burning-again/?utm_source=fediverse
Concerns Raised As ChatGPT Begins Replying To All Prompts With 'Are You Sarah Connor?'
https://babylonbee.com/news/concerns-raised-as-chatgpt-begins-replying-to-all-prompts-with-are-you-sarah-connor/?utm_source=fediverse
Distraught Nation Wondering If It Had Behaved Better If Mom And Dad Would Still Be Together
https://babylonbee.com/news/distraught-nation-left-wondering-if-it-had-behaved-better-if-mom-and-dad-would-still-be-together/?utm_source=fediverse
Not A Good Look: Kilmar Garcia Traffics 7 Kids Into U.S. On Return Flight From El Salvador
https://babylonbee.com/news/whoops-kilmar-garcia-trafficks-7-kids-into-us-on-return-flight-from-el-salvador/?utm_source=fediverse
Simone Biles Calls For All Female Athletes To Just Give Up Like She Did
https://babylonbee.com/news/simone-biles-calls-for-all-female-athletes-to-give-up-like-she-did/?utm_source=fediverse
Dad's Favorite Shirt Begs For Sweet Release Of Death
https://babylonbee.com/news/dads-favorite-shirt-begs-for-sweet-release-of-death/?utm_source=fediverse
Fake news you can trust.