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Man Voting For Whichever Political Party Will Get This Video Of The Male Vikings Cheerleaders Off His Social Feed

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Dems Say Mail-In Ballot Ban Will Place Undue Hardship On Dead Voters

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-say-mail-in-ballot-ban-will-place-undue-hardship-on-dead-voters/?utm_source=fediverse

Kids Ministry That Spells 'Kids' With A 'Z' Gonna Be Absolutely Lit

https://babylonbee.com/news/kids-ministry-that-spells-kids-with-a-z-gonna-be-absolutely-lit/?utm_source=fediverse

Inappropriate? Zelenskyy Shows Up To Negotiations In Novelty Bikini T-Shirt

https://babylonbee.com/news/inappropriate-zelenskyy-shows-up-to-negotiations-in-novelty-bikini-t-shirt/?utm_source=fediverse

Dallas Cowboys Relieved To No Longer Be Gayest Team In League

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Problems In Middle East Blamed On The 0.3% Of It That Isn’t An Islamic Dictatorship

https://babylonbee.com/news/problems-in-the-middle-east-blamed-on-the-03-of-it-that-isnt-an-islamic-dictatorship/?utm_source=fediverse

Donkey Kong Certain Collecting Another Banana Will Fill God-Shaped Hole In His Heart

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Metropolis Sues Superman For Reducing Crime

https://babylonbee.com/news/metropolis-sues-superman-for-reducing-crime/?utm_source=fediverse

New Phone For Introverts Doesn't Have A Call Function

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-phone-for-introverts-doesnt-have-a-call-function/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Still Not Understanding Bible Verse Despite Author Writing ‘Let The Reader Understand’

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-still-not-understanding-bible-verse-despite-author-saying-let-the-reader-understand/?utm_source=fediverse

Ukraine Raises Alarm As Trump Emerges From Meeting Wearing Soviet Ushanka

https://babylonbee.com/news/ukraine-raises-alarm-as-trump-emerges-from-meeting-wearing-soviet-ushanka/?utm_source=fediverse

Highschool Freshman Disappointed There Isn't An Affable Loner Around On First Day Of School To Point Out Which Tables In The Lunch Room Various Social Groups Sit At

https://babylonbee.com/news/highschool-freshman-disappointed-there-isnt-an-affable-loner-around-on-first-day-of-school-to-point-out-which-tables-in-the-lunch-room-various-social-groups-sit-at/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Now Believe Samson Slew 1,000 Philistines With A 6-Inch Italian B.M.T.

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-now-believe-samson-slew-1000-philistines-with-a-6-inch-italian-bmt/?utm_source=fediverse

Disaster Strikes As Trump Accidentally Rips Putin's Arm Off With Macho Handshake

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-strikes-as-trump-accidentally-rips-putins-arm-off-with-macho-handshake/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Fussy After Missing His Afternoon Nap

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Beyond Meat In Financial Trouble After Public Learns Real Meat Exists

https://babylonbee.com/news/beyond-meat-in-financial-trouble-after-public-learns-real-meat-exists/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragic: Stranger Thinks Your Sports Team Shirt Is An Invitation To Talk To You About Sports

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-stranger-thinks-your-sports-team-shirt-is-an-invitation-to-talk-to-you-about-sports/?utm_source=fediverse

11 New Artifacts Trump Ordered The Smithsonian To Display

https://babylonbee.com/news/11-new-artifacts-trump-ordered-the-smithsonian-to-display/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Tells Subway Worker He's Looking For Something With Stopping Power That's Compact And Easy To Conceal

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-tells-subway-worker-hes-looking-for-something-with-stopping-power-thats-compact-and-easy-to-conceal/?utm_source=fediverse

JB Pritzker Joins Police Force In Hopes Of Getting Sandwich Thrown At Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/jb-pritzker-joins-police-force-in-hopes-of-getting-sandwich-thrown-at-him/?utm_source=fediverse