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Mamdani Rage Quits After Everyone In His SimCity Starves Again

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Men's Bible Study Once Again Derailed By Mention Of Nephilim

https://babylonbee.com/news/mens-bible-study-derailed-by-mention-of-nephilim/?utm_source=fediverse

IT'S HERE: Our New Streaming Platform 'Bee Minus' Launches Today, And We Need Your Help

https://babylonbee.com/news/its-here-our-new-streaming-platform-bee-minus-launches-today/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Possible Names For MSNBC's Exciting New Rebrand

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Study Finds Average Parent Spends 92% Of Life In School Pickup Line

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-average-parent-spends-92-of-life-in-school-pickup-line/?utm_source=fediverse

Chuck Schumer Said He’s Never Felt In Danger Walking In DC And Neither Have His Ten Bodyguards

https://babylonbee.com/news/chuck-schumer-said-hes-never-felt-in-danger-walking-in-dc-and-neither-have-his-ten-body-guards/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Voting For Whichever Political Party Will Get This Video Of The Male Vikings Cheerleaders Off His Social Feed

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-voting-for-whichever-political-party-will-get-this-video-of-the-male-vikings-cheerleader-off-his-twitter-feed/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Say Mail-In Ballot Ban Will Place Undue Hardship On Dead Voters

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-say-mail-in-ballot-ban-will-place-undue-hardship-on-dead-voters/?utm_source=fediverse

Kids Ministry That Spells 'Kids' With A 'Z' Gonna Be Absolutely Lit

https://babylonbee.com/news/kids-ministry-that-spells-kids-with-a-z-gonna-be-absolutely-lit/?utm_source=fediverse

Inappropriate? Zelenskyy Shows Up To Negotiations In Novelty Bikini T-Shirt

https://babylonbee.com/news/inappropriate-zelenskyy-shows-up-to-negotiations-in-novelty-bikini-t-shirt/?utm_source=fediverse

Dallas Cowboys Relieved To No Longer Be Gayest Team In League

https://babylonbee.com/news/dallas-cowboys-relieved-to-no-longer-be-gayest-team-in-league/?utm_source=fediverse

Problems In Middle East Blamed On The 0.3% Of It That Isn’t An Islamic Dictatorship

https://babylonbee.com/news/problems-in-the-middle-east-blamed-on-the-03-of-it-that-isnt-an-islamic-dictatorship/?utm_source=fediverse

Donkey Kong Certain Collecting Another Banana Will Fill God-Shaped Hole In His Heart

https://babylonbee.com/news/donkey-kong-certain-collecting-another-banana-will-fill-god-shaped-hole-in-his-heart/?utm_source=fediverse

Metropolis Sues Superman For Reducing Crime

https://babylonbee.com/news/metropolis-sues-superman-for-reducing-crime/?utm_source=fediverse

New Phone For Introverts Doesn't Have A Call Function

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-phone-for-introverts-doesnt-have-a-call-function/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Still Not Understanding Bible Verse Despite Author Writing ‘Let The Reader Understand’

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-still-not-understanding-bible-verse-despite-author-saying-let-the-reader-understand/?utm_source=fediverse

Ukraine Raises Alarm As Trump Emerges From Meeting Wearing Soviet Ushanka

https://babylonbee.com/news/ukraine-raises-alarm-as-trump-emerges-from-meeting-wearing-soviet-ushanka/?utm_source=fediverse

Highschool Freshman Disappointed There Isn't An Affable Loner Around On First Day Of School To Point Out Which Tables In The Lunch Room Various Social Groups Sit At

https://babylonbee.com/news/highschool-freshman-disappointed-there-isnt-an-affable-loner-around-on-first-day-of-school-to-point-out-which-tables-in-the-lunch-room-various-social-groups-sit-at/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Now Believe Samson Slew 1,000 Philistines With A 6-Inch Italian B.M.T.

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-now-believe-samson-slew-1000-philistines-with-a-6-inch-italian-bmt/?utm_source=fediverse

Disaster Strikes As Trump Accidentally Rips Putin's Arm Off With Macho Handshake

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-strikes-as-trump-accidentally-rips-putins-arm-off-with-macho-handshake/?utm_source=fediverse