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Dems Call For Common-Sense Sombrero Control

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-call-for-common-sense-sombrero-control/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Erupts In Celebration As Government Finally Shuts Down

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-erupts-in-celebration-as-government-finally-shuts-down/?utm_source=fediverse

Entire Federal Workforce Replaced By Very Tired Marco Rubio

https://babylonbee.com/news/entire-federal-workforce-replaced-by-marco-rubio/?utm_source=fediverse

Super Bowl Halftime Show To Feature MS-13 Backup Dancers

https://babylonbee.com/news/super-bowl-halftime-show-to-feature-ms-13-backup-dancers/?utm_source=fediverse

Saudi-Owned EA Will No Longer Allow Women To Play 'Need For Speed'

https://babylonbee.com/news/saudi-owned-ea-will-no-longer-allow-women-to-play-need-for-speed/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Changes Hegseth Is Making To Military Health Requirements

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-changes-hegseth-is-making-to-military-health-requirements/?utm_source=fediverse

Pete Hegseth Hires Hans, Franz To Get Generals Into Shape

https://babylonbee.com/news/pete-hegseth-hires-hans-franz-to-get-generals-into-shape/?utm_source=fediverse

Hamas Rejects Deal To End Genocide After Learning It Would Require Them To Stop Killing Jews

https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-rejects-deal-to-end-genocide-after-learning-it-would-require-them-to-stop-killing-jews/?utm_source=fediverse

Researchers Believe Autism Is Caused By Trains Being So Gosh Darned Cool

https://babylonbee.com/news/researchers-believe-autism-caused-by-trains-being-so-gosh-darned-cool/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Gives Israel And Palestine Tablets To Play With So They'll Stop Fighting

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-gives-israel-and-palestine-tablets-to-play-with-so-theyll-stop-fighting/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Says She Stayed Up All Night Thinking About What You Said About Her Overthinking Things

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-says-she-stayed-up-all-night-thinking-about-what-you-said-about-her-overthinking-things/?utm_source=fediverse

Mormons Respond To Attack By Continuing To Be Amazingly Kind To Everyone

https://babylonbee.com/news/mormons-respond-to-attack-by-continuing-to-be-amazingly-kind-to-everyone/?utm_source=fediverse

Smart: This Man Joined The Mets So He Could Get Whole October Off Every Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/smart-this-man-joined-the-mets-so-he-could-get-whole-october-off-every-year/?utm_source=fediverse

Innovative Worship Song Breaks New Ground By Having More Than 7 Different Words

https://babylonbee.com/news/innovative-worship-song-breaks-new-ground-by-having-more-than-7-different-words/?utm_source=fediverse

NFL Hoping To Win Back Conservatives With Super Bowl Performance By Spanish-Speaking Man In Dress

https://babylonbee.com/news/nfl-woos-back-conservatives-with-super-bowl-performance-by-spanish-speaking-man-in-dress/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Outraged By Unprecedented Political Prosecutions Of People Not Named Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-outraged-by-unprecedented-political-prosecutions-of-people-not-named-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

'We Don't Need Help Against Antifa,' Announces Portland Mayor Currently On Fire

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-dont-need-help-against-antifa-announces-portland-mayor-currently-on-fire/?utm_source=fediverse

Supporters Ask Gavin Newsom To Stop Doing Meth Before Posting On Social Media

https://babylonbee.com/news/supporters-ask-gavin-newsom-to-stop-doing-meth-before-posting-on-social-media/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Man Could Have Been Profoundly Moved By Classic Piece Of Literature If It Had Only Contained A Character Of His Exact Race, Sex, And Socio-Economic Class

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-man-could-have-been-profoundly-moved-by-classic-piece-of-literature-if-it-had-only-contained-a-character-of-his-exact-race-sex-and-socio-economic-class/?utm_source=fediverse

Doctors Find Most Effective Treatment For Clinical Depression Is Giggling Baby

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctors-find-most-effective-treatment-for-clinical-depression-is-giggling-baby/?utm_source=fediverse