Mark Sanchez Sentenced To Five More Seasons With The New York Jets
https://babylonbee.com/news/mark-sanchez-sentenced-to-five-more-seasons-with-the-new-york-jets/?utm_source=fediverse
Jay Jones Unwinds After Stressful Day By Repeatedly Stabbing His Republican Voodoo Doll
https://babylonbee.com/news/jay-jones-relaxes-after-stressful-day-by-repeatedly-stabbing-his-republican-voodoo-doll/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating The Only Artist Who Can Perform The Super Bowl Halftime Show Is Creed
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-signs-executive-order-mandating-the-only-artist-who-can-perform-the-super-bowl-halftime-show-is-creed/?utm_source=fediverse
UK Police Still Searching For Motive Of Terrorist Named 'Jihad Jewkiller'
https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-police-still-searching-for-motive-of-terrorist-named-jihad-jewkiller/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Admin Announces Free Sombrero Giveaway For First 10,000 Illegals To Self-Deport
Taylor Swift Assures Travis Kelce That New Song 'Dumb Hairy Football Jock' Isn't About Him
ESPN To No Longer Cover Sports, Will Focus Exclusively On WNBA
ESPN To No Longer Cover Sports, Will Focus Exclusively On WNBA
https://babylonbee.com/news/espn-to-no-longer-cover-sports-will-focus-exclusively-on-wnba/?utm_source=fediverse
Pope Activates Ice Powers, Builds Ice Palace While Singing In Sparkly Blue Dress
https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-activates-ice-powers-builds-ice-palace-while-singing-in-sparkly-blue-dress/?utm_source=fediverse
Unitarian President Reaffirms Belief That A Man Should Not Speak In Church
https://babylonbee.com/news/unitarian-president-reaffirms-belief-that-a-man-should-not-speak-in-church/?utm_source=fediverse
Great News: Dunkin’ Donuts Announces They Have Found A Way To Make Their Donuts Even Worse
https://babylonbee.com/news/great-news-dunkin-donuts-announces-they-have-found-a-way-to-make-their-donuts-even-worse/?utm_source=fediverse
Cruel: IDF Forces Give Greta Thunberg Dry Sub Sandwich With No Mayo
https://babylonbee.com/news/cruel-idf-forces-give-greta-thunberg-dry-sub-sandwich-with-no-mayo/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Admin Announces Free Sombrero Giveaway For First 10,000 Illegals To Self-Deport
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-admin-announces-free-sombrero-giveaway-for-first-10000-illegals-to-self-deport/?utm_source=fediverse
Taylor Swift Assures Travis Kelce That New Song 'Dumb Hairy Football Jock' Isn't About Him
https://babylonbee.com/news/taylor-swift-assures-travis-kelce-that-new-song-dumb-hairy-football-jock-isnt-about-him/?utm_source=fediverse
Conservative Family Cancels Netflix Account Forever For The Fifth Time
https://babylonbee.com/news/conservative-family-cancels-netflix-account-forever-for-the-fifth-time/?utm_source=fediverse
8 New Kid-Friendly Shows Coming To Netflix
https://babylonbee.com/news/8-new-kid-friendly-shows-coming-to-netflix/?utm_source=fediverse
'I'll Get A Good Night's Sleep Tomorrow Night,' Thinks Parent Every Day For 18 Years
https://babylonbee.com/news/ill-get-a-good-nights-sleep-tomorrow-night-thinks-parent-every-day-for-18-years/?utm_source=fediverse
UK Prosecutes Synagogue For Provoking Attacker By Being Openly Jewish
https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-prosecutes-synagogue-for-provoking-attacker-by-being-openly-jewish/?utm_source=fediverse
Chimps Honor Jane Goodall With 21-Poo Salute
https://babylonbee.com/news/chimps-honor-jane-goodall-with-21-poo-salute/?utm_source=fediverse
Analysts Suggest 'Avatar' Film Franchise Just A Giant Money Laundering Scheme
https://babylonbee.com/news/analysts-suggest-avatar-film-franchise-just-a-giant-money-laundering-scheme/?utm_source=fediverse
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