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Woman Brings Home World’s Most Effective, Adorable Alarm Clock

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Chicago Kicks Off Holiday Season By Unveiling Festive Red And Green Crime-Scene Tape

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-kicks-off-holiday-season-by-unveiling-festive-red-and-green-crime-scene-tape/?utm_source=fediverse

Suspicions Raised As Wormtongue's X Account Reveals He's Based In Isengard

https://babylonbee.com/news/suspicions-raised-as-wormtongues-x-account-reveals-hes-based-in-isengard/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump To Execute All Turkeys Pardoned By Biden's Autopen

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Senior Pastor Installs 'Heresy Gong' For When Associate Pastor Preaches

https://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-installs-heresy-gong-for-when-associate-pastor-preaches/?utm_source=fediverse

Average IQ In Congress Expected To Rise Rise Significantly After MTG Resigns

https://babylonbee.com/news/average-iq-in-congress-expected-to-rise-7000-points-after-mtg-resigns/?utm_source=fediverse

Mom Continues Longstanding Tradition Of Making Cranberry Sauce For No One

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‘I'm Going To Collect Nutcrackers,’ Explains Serial Killer

https://babylonbee.com/news/im-going-to-collect-nutcrackers-explains-serial-killer/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump To Host Exciting New Game Show 'WHICH MEMBER OF CONGRESS SHOULD I HAVE EXECUTED NEXT?'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-host-exciting-new-game-show-which-member-of-congress-should-i-have-executed-next/?utm_source=fediverse

Starbucks Appeals To Men With New Zyn Spice Frappucino

https://babylonbee.com/news/starbucks-appeals-to-men-with-new-zyn-spice-frappucino/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Has Spoken: These 12 Crimes Of Sedition Are Now Punishable By Death

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-has-spoken-these-12-crimes-of-sedition-are-now-punishable-by-death/?utm_source=fediverse

Breaking: Hamas Breaches White House Perimeter

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-hamas-breaches-white-house-perimeter/?utm_source=fediverse

17 Illegal Immigrants Found Hiding Under Pope's Hat

https://babylonbee.com/news/17-illegal-immigrants-found-hiding-under-popes-hat/?utm_source=fediverse

Microsoft Introduces Convenient New 47-Factor Authentication

https://babylonbee.com/news/microsoft-introduces-convenient-new-47-factor-authentication/?utm_source=fediverse

Congress Passes Resolution To Release Santa’s Naughty/Nice List

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-passes-resolution-to-release-santas-naughtynice-list/?utm_source=fediverse

Do You Have What It Takes To Be A Professional Journalist? Here Are 9 Qualifications

https://babylonbee.com/news/do-you-have-what-it-takes-to-be-a-professional-journalist-here-are-9-qualifications/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Wonders Whatever Happened To The Guy Who Made 'Aliens' And 'Terminator 2' And Then Just Completely Stopped Making Movies

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-wonders-whatever--happened-to-the-guy-who-made-aliens-and-terminator-2-and-then-just-completely-stopped-making-movies/?utm_source=fediverse

Live-Action Remake Of Animated Film 98% Animated

https://babylonbee.com/news/live-action-remake-of-animated-film-98-animated/?utm_source=fediverse

Taco Bell Worker Not Impressed By Customer's Excellent Spanish Pronunciation Of 'Chalupa'

https://babylonbee.com/news/taco-bell-worker-not-impressed-by-customers-excellent-spanish-pronunciation-of-chalupa/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Targets The Rich With New Tax On Anyone Who Makes More Than $0 A Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-targets-the-rich-with-new-tax-on-anyone-who-makes-more-than-0-a-year/?utm_source=fediverse