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Texas Issues Annual Reminder Not To Shoot Santa

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Uh-Oh: Car You Honked And Swore At For Driving Too Slow Just Turned Into Your Church Parking Lot

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Op-Ed: No One Talks Anymore About the Dangers Of Jazz Music

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Investigation Reveals Pelosi Purchased $10 Million Of Taco Bell Stock Day Before Marijuana Rule Change

https://babylonbee.com/news/investigation-reveals-pelosi-purchased-10-million-in-taco-bell-stock-day-before-marijuana-rule-change/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Other Things Trump Is Naming After Himself

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Trump Hard At Work Coming Up With Insulting Plaque For Rutherford B. Hayes

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-hard-at-work-coming-up-with-insulting-plaque-for-rutherford-b-hayes/?utm_source=fediverse

Ben Shapiro Delivers Blistering 3-Hour AmFest Speech In Just 17 Seconds

https://babylonbee.com/news/ben-shapiro-delivers-blistering-3-hour-amfest-speech-in-just-17-seconds/?utm_source=fediverse

Every Single Parking Spot To Be Either Handicapped Or Online Pickup By 2027

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Tucker Carlson Interrupts Speech For Evening Prayer To Mecca

https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-carlson-interrupts-speech-for-evening-prayer-to-mecca/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Hate You, Too' — OpEd By Your Printer

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Trump Eases Marijuana Restrictions After Reviewing Extensive Research By Dr. S. Dogg

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-eases-marijuana-restrictions-after-reviewing-extensive-research-by-dr-s-dogg/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Blast Republicans For Trying To Put Hardworking Genital Mutilators Out Of Business

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-blast-republicans-for-trying-to-put-hardworking-genital-mutilators-out-of-business/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Classic Villains Who Need A Sympathetic Origin Story Prequel

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Trump Reduces D.C. Crime So Much Police Chief Resigns Out Of Boredom

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-reduces-dc-crime-so-much-police-chief-resigns-out-of-boredom/?utm_source=fediverse

To Show Solidarity With Trans Kids, Corey Booker To Get His Vagina Removed

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-show-solidarity-with-trans-kids-corey-booker-to-get-his-vagina-removed/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Gets Husband's Attention By Dressing Up As P-38 Lightning

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-gets-husbands-attention-by-dressing-up-as-p-38-lightning/?utm_source=fediverse

Everyone In Michigan Arrested Just To Be Safe

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Authorities Warn Libs Now Dangerously Mad

https://babylonbee.com/news/authorities-warn-libs-now-dangerously-mad/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Booby Traps That Were Cut From 'Home Alone'

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Introvert Samaritan Crosses To Other Side Of Street To Avoid Small Talk With Man Left For Dead

https://babylonbee.com/news/introvert-samaritan-crosses-to-other-side-of-street-to-avoid-small-talk-with-man-left-for-dead/?utm_source=fediverse