The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Too Cold To Start Civil War Right Now, Nation Agrees

https://babylonbee.com/news/too-cold-to-start-civil-war-right-now-nation-agrees/?utm_source=fediverse

Time To Move To A Red State? Know The Signs

https://babylonbee.com/news/time-to-move-to-a-red-state-know-the-signs/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Starting To Wonder If People Who Spend Life Singing Songs To Toddlers On YouTube Might Not Be All There Mentally

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-starting-to-wonder-if-people-who-spend-life-singing-songs-to-toddlers-on-youtube-might-not-be-all-there-mentally/?utm_source=fediverse

Quality Of Musicals Craters As Number Of Gay Americans Decreases

https://babylonbee.com/news/quality-of-musicals-craters-as-number-of-gay-americans-plummets/?utm_source=fediverse

Legal Observers Clash With Law Enforcement At Helm's Deep

https://babylonbee.com/news/legal-observers-clash-with-law-enforcement-at-helms-deep/?utm_source=fediverse

11 Things To Look For In A Pastor

https://babylonbee.com/news/11-things-to-look-for-in-a-pastor/?utm_source=fediverse

J6ers Wishing They Had Thought Of Branding Themselves 'Legal Observers'

https://babylonbee.com/news/george-orwell-quote-used-to-spread-propaganda-sort-of-missing-the-point/?utm_source=fediverse

U.S. Posts Minneapolis On Craigslist ($50 OBO)

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-posts-minneapolis-on-craigslist-50-obo/?utm_source=fediverse

WNBA Players Vow To Continue Missing Lay-Ups Until ICE Withdraws From Minnesota

https://babylonbee.com/news/wnba-players-vow-to-continue-missing-lay-ups-until-ice-withdraws-from-minnesota/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Says He Will Do Anything To Keep Minnesota Residents Safe Except Cooperate With Federal Law Enforcement

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-says-he-will-do-anything-to-keep-minnesota-residents-safe-except-cooperate-with-federal-law-enforcement/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Who Just Climbed Skyscraper Kicks Himself After Seeing There Was An Elevator All Along

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-just-climbed-building-kicks-himself-after-seeing-there-was-an-elevator-all-along/?utm_source=fediverse

The Bee Reports: ICE's 7 Most Horrifying Atrocities

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-reports-ices-7-most-horrifying-atrocities/?utm_source=fediverse

Minnesotans Begin Fleeing To Somalia To Escape Violence

https://babylonbee.com/news/minnesotans-begin-fleeing-to-somalia-to-escape-violence/?utm_source=fediverse

Frustrated Don Lemon Wonders What A Guy Has To Do To Get Sent To Men's Prison

https://babylonbee.com/news/frustrated-don-lemon-wonders-what-a-guy-has-to-do-to-get-sent-to-mens-prison/?utm_source=fediverse

Usha Informs JD They Will Not Be Naming Their Child 'Thomas Bombadil Vance'

https://babylonbee.com/news/usha-informs-jd-they-will-not-be-naming-their-child-thomas-bombadil-vance/?utm_source=fediverse

Wondering If ICE Is Doing Something Evil? Check Out Our Flowchart!

https://babylonbee.com/news/wondering-if-ice-is-doing-something-evil-check-out-our-flowchart/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife's Love Language Is Sending You Instagram Reels You Don't Watch

https://babylonbee.com/news/wifes-love-language-is-sending-you-instagram-reels-you-dont-watch/?utm_source=fediverse

REPORT: If You Read This Headline You Are A Racist DO NOT READ

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-if-you-read-this-headline-you-are-a-racist-do-not-read/?utm_source=fediverse

Gleeful Weatherman Excitedly Announces Dangerous Storm Likely To Kill Everyone

https://babylonbee.com/news/gleeful-weatherman-excitedly-announces-dangerous-storm-likely-to-kill-everyone/?utm_source=fediverse

First Astronauts On Mars Greeted By Mormon Missionaries

https://babylonbee.com/news/first-astronauts-on-mars-greeted-by-mormon-missionaries/?utm_source=fediverse