The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Minecraft Introduces Peaceful Protesters And OH NO THEY'VE BURNED DOWN THE VILLAGE

https://babylonbee.com/news/minecraft-introduces-civil-rights-leaders-and-oh-no-theyve-burned-down-the-village/?utm_source=fediverse

Toddler Review: The Slide Is A Stunning Thrill Ride Whose Delights Never Cease

https://babylonbee.com/news/toddler-review-the-slide-is-a-stunning-thrill-ride-whose-delights-never-cease/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Surprised To Find Out He Has A Podcast

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-surprised-to-find-out-he-has-a-podcast/?utm_source=fediverse

‘UNO: Even More Brutal Edition’ Comes With Card That SWATs Your Family Members And Has Them Arrested On False Charges

https://babylonbee.com/news/uno-even-more-brutal-edition-comes-with-card-that-swats-your-family-members-and-has-them-arrested-on-false-charges/?utm_source=fediverse

Voter ID Bill Defeated In Senate By Vote Of 7 Million To 53

https://babylonbee.com/news/suspicious-senate-rejects-voter-id-bill-by-vote-of-7-million-to-35/?utm_source=fediverse

Awesome New Streaming Service Records Movie Streams Onto Cool Shiny Discs And You Can Buy Them And Own Them Forever

https://babylonbee.com/news/awesome-new-streaming-service-records-movie-streams-onto-cool-shiny-discs-and-you-can-buy-them-and-own-them-forever/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Conclude No Human Being Is Illegal, Except Jeff?

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-no-human-being-is-illegal-except-jeff/?utm_source=fediverse

Here Are 12 Fun Crimes You Can Get Away With If You Just Say 'We Are On Stolen Land'

https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-12-fun-crimes-you-can-get-away-with-if-you-just-say-we-are-on-stolen-land/?utm_source=fediverse

Stupid Kid In 'Hakuna Matata' Shirt Doesn't Know The Film Ultimately Repudiates The Song's Message As Simba Realizes He Must Fulfill His Role In The Natural Order To End The Chaos And Suffering Caused By His Hedonistic Pursuit Of Pleasure

https://babylonbee.com/news/stupid-kid-in-hakuna-matata-shirt-doesnt-even-realize-the-song-was-communicating-that-living-a-hedonistic-life-and-abdicating-your-duty-to-your-kingdom-as-barbarians-usurp-the-throne-and-caus/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Horrified To Learn ICE Has Permanent Presence At His Hotel

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-horrified-to-learn-ice-has-permanent-presence-at-his-hotel/?utm_source=fediverse

Bible Study Officially Changes Name To 'Jennifer Support Group'

https://babylonbee.com/news/bible-study-officially-changes-name-to-jennifer-support-group/?utm_source=fediverse

Hollywood Confused As Guy Keeps Saying 'Jesus' But Does Not Appear To Be Using It As A Curse Word

https://babylonbee.com/news/hollywood-confused-as-guy-keeps-saying-jesus-but-does-not-appear-to-be-using-it-as-a-curse-word/?utm_source=fediverse

Peter Dinklage Receives Little Praise After Taking Short Time To Recite Small Poem

https://babylonbee.com/news/peter-dinklage-receives-little-praise-after-taking-short-time-to-recite-small-poem/?utm_source=fediverse

Roomful Of Pedophiles Protest ICE Deporting Pedophiles

https://babylonbee.com/news/roomful-of-pedophiles-protest-trump-deporting-pedophiles/?utm_source=fediverse

Tearful Trump Ends Deportations After Seeing Celebrities Wearing ‘ICE OUT’ Pins

https://babylonbee.com/news/tearful-trump-ends-deportations-after-seeing-celebrities-wearing-ice-out-pins/?utm_source=fediverse

Sandwich Ruined After Not Being Cut In Triangles

https://babylonbee.com/news/sandwich-ruined-after-not-being-cut-in-triangles/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Emerges From Den To Declare 6 More Weeks Of Rioting And Fraud

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-emerges-from-den-to-declare-6-more-weeks-of-rioting-and-fraud/?utm_source=fediverse

Republican, Democrat Party Platforms Now Just Lists Of People They Would Arrest

https://babylonbee.com/news/republican-democrat-party-platforms-now-just-lists-of-people-they-would-arrest/?utm_source=fediverse

Finally: Newsom Announces Finished Construction Of High-Speed Rail Between His House And French Laundry

https://babylonbee.com/news/finally-newsom-announces-finished-construction-of-high-speed-rail-between-his-house-and-french-laundry/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Fervently Prays For Daughter To Have Case Of Moderate Acne From Ages 14-23

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-fervently-prays-for-daughter-to-have-case-of-moderate-acne-from-ages-14-23/?utm_source=fediverse