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U.S. Embassy In Minneapolis Evacuated Over Safety Concerns For American Citizens

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-embassy-in-minneapolis-evacuated-over-safety-concerns-for-american-citizens/?utm_source=fediverse

DHS Nominee Markwayne Mullin Surges In Popularity After Vowing To Deport Liberal White Ladies

https://babylonbee.com/news/dhs-nominee-markwayne-mullin-surges-in-popularity-after-vowing-to-deport-liberal-white-ladies/?utm_source=fediverse

Tearful Trump Takes Kristi Noem Behind Woodshed

https://babylonbee.com/news/tearful-trump-takes-kristi-noem-behind-woodshed/?utm_source=fediverse

8 New Jobs Dan Crenshaw Has His Eye On

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U.S. Air Force Destroys $3,200 Iranian Regime Toyota With $30-Million Smart Bomb

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-air-force-destroys-3200-iranian-regime-toyota-with-30-million-smart-bomb/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Mmm, I Love Coffee,’ Says Woman Drinking Chocolate Milk With Single Drop Of Espresso

https://babylonbee.com/news/mmm-i-love-coffee-says-woman-drinking-chocolate-milk-with-single-drop-of-espresso/?utm_source=fediverse

Iranian Regime Calls White House To Ask If They Can Have Biden Back

https://babylonbee.com/news/iranian-regime-calls-white-house-to-ask-if-they-can-have-biden-back/?utm_source=fediverse

Congress Pledges To Work Tirelessly To Expose All Sex Criminals Who Aren't In Congress

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-pledges-to-work-tirelessly-to-expose-all-sex-criminals-who-arent-in-congress/?utm_source=fediverse

American Values Under Attack: County Replaces 4-Way Stop With Roundabout

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-values-under-attack-county-replaces-4-way-stop-with-roundabout/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Tips For Christian Women To Dress Modestly

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-tips-for-christian-women-to-dress-modestly/?utm_source=fediverse

America Graciously Converts 20 Iranian Warships Into New Submarines

https://babylonbee.com/news/america-graciously-converts-20-iranian-warships-into-new-submarines/?utm_source=fediverse

To Save Time, Iran Appoints Supreme Leader Who Is Already Dead

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-save-time-iran-appoints-supreme-leader-who-is-already-dead/?utm_source=fediverse

Conservatives Express Concern Over Foreign Wars And OOHHH DANG OUR SUBMARINE JUST BLEW UP A BOAT HECK YEAH WE ARE SO BACK

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-express-concern-over-foreign-wars-and-oohhh-dang-our-submarine-just-blew-up-a-boat-heck-yeah-we-are-so-back/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Iran's ‘Assembly Of Experts’ Forgets To Include Expert On Not Getting Blown Up

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-irans-assembly-of-experts-forgets-to-include-expert-on-not-getting-blown-up/?utm_source=fediverse

Pentecostal Wins At Scrabble Again By Spelling All Words In Tongues

https://babylonbee.com/news/pentecostal-wins-at-scrabble-again-by-spelling-all-words-in-tongues/?utm_source=fediverse

Lame Local Church Doesn't Even Have An App

https://babylonbee.com/news/lame-local-church-doesnt-even-have-an-app/?utm_source=fediverse

New Reusable Water Bottle Makes You Sign In To Google

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-reusable-water-bottle-makes-you-sign-in-to-google/?utm_source=fediverse

Global Leaders Warn That If WW3 Doesn't End Soon, It Could Disrupt Taylor Swift's Wedding

https://babylonbee.com/news/global-leaders-warn-that-if-ww3-doesnt-end-soon-it-could-distract-from-taylor-swifts-wedding/?utm_source=fediverse

Economists Announce Global Economic System Depends Entirely On Like Maybe Two Guys At Nvidia Who Understand How Computers Work

https://babylonbee.com/news/economists-announce-global-economic-system-depends-entirely-on-like-two-guys-at-nvidia-who-understand-how-the-computer-works/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Asks Why Trump Didn't Just Bomb Ayatollah In the Leg

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-asks-why-trump-didnt-just-bomb-ayatollah-in-the-leg/?utm_source=fediverse