The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

8 Coolest Perks Of Becoming The New Ayatollah

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Kim Jong-Un Wins Over Populace With His Charisma, Experience, And Ability To Shoot You In The Face If You Don't Vote For Him

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Man Bravely Resigns From Trump Administration At Great Cost Of Doing Podcast Tour, Getting Book Deal

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5-Year-Old Holds Press Conference To Announce He Is Switching Obsessive Interest From Backhoes To Dinosaurs

https://babylonbee.com/news/5yo-child-holds-press-conference-to-annouce-he-is-switching-obessive-interest-from-backhoes-to-dinosaurs/?utm_source=fediverse

Iran Update: Current Tax Dollars Winning Battle Against Tax Dollars From Three Years Ago

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-update-current-tax-dollars-defeating-tax-dollars-from-three-years-ago/?utm_source=fediverse

Mom Frustrated As Kids Once Again Devour Groceries Before Getting Home From Store

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Spirit Unveils New All-Duct Tape Aircraft

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Man Condemned To Hell For Texting 'LOL' When He Didn't Really Laugh Out Loud

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John Thune Vows To Bring SAVE Act Up For Vote As Soon As He's Sure It Won't Pass

https://babylonbee.com/news/john-thune-vows-to-bring-save-act-up-for-vote-as-soon-as-hes-sure-it-wont-pass/?utm_source=fediverse

San Francisco Celebrates St. Patrick’s Day By Adding Green Dye To Sidewalk Poop

https://babylonbee.com/news/san-francisco-celebrates-st-patricks-day-by-adding-green-dye-to-sidewalk-poop/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Lures Gay Ayatollah Out Of Hiding With Cardboard Cutout Of David Hasselhoff

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9 Clear Signs The Ayatollah Is Gay

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Pedro Pascal Named Oscars' Best Dressed Woman

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'Jim Crow 2.0!' Shouts Chuck Schumer While Being Escorted Out Of Costco For Not Having Membership Card

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Ayatollah Disappointed To Learn 72 Virgins Awaiting Him In Paradise Are All Women

https://babylonbee.com/news/ayatollah-disappointed-to-learn-72-virgins-awaiting-him-in-paradise-are-all-women/?utm_source=fediverse

Wise Dad Prepares Son For Life's Challenges By Having Him Play 'Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!'

https://babylonbee.com/news/wise-dad-prepares-son-for-lifes-challenges-by-having-him-play-mike-tysons-punch-out/?utm_source=fediverse

'New York Times' Retracts Story Due To Several Accuracies

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‘Sinners’ Wins Oscar For Crappiest Movie To Win Oscar

https://babylonbee.com/news/sinners-wins-oscar-for-crappiest-movie-to-win-oscar/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Snubbed Again At Oscars For Role In 'Home Alone 2'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-snubbed-again-at-oscars-for-role-in-home-alone-2/?utm_source=fediverse

Holes In 7-Year-Old's Game Exposed As Dad Delivers Epic Beatdown

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