Iran Denies Negotiating With Trump As All Its Leaders Are Dead
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Man Unsure If What's Missing In His Life Is Jesus Or Really Cool Jacket
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-unsure-if-whats-missing-in-his-life-is-jesus-or-really-cool-jacket/?utm_source=fediverse
7 Ways To Toughen Up Your Wimpy Kid
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Guy Who Pushed Over Reacher's Motorcycle Announces Plan To Shoot John Wick's Dog
https://babylonbee.com/news/guy-who-pushed-over-reachers-motorcycle-announces-plan-to-shoot-john-wicks-dog/?utm_source=fediverse
Hobbit On Diet Cuts Back To Four Meals A Day
https://babylonbee.com/news/hobbit-on-diet-cuts-back-to-four-meals-a-day/?utm_source=fediverse
Mysterious Investor 'Pancy_Nelosi' Makes Millions On Oil Trade Minutes Before Trump’s Iran Announcement
https://babylonbee.com/news/mysterious-investor-pancynelosi-makes-millions-on-oil-trade-minutes-before-trumps-iran-announcement/?utm_source=fediverse
Local Couple Enjoys Romantic Two-Week Honeymoon In TSA Line
https://babylonbee.com/news/local-couple-enjoys-romantic-two-week-honeymoon-in-tsa-line/?utm_source=fediverse
Chicago White Sox Improve Playoff Chances By Switching To WNBA
https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-white-sox-improve-playoff-chances-by-switching-to-wnba/?utm_source=fediverse
Soldiers Issued Crocs So Trump Can Say He Didn't Put Boots On The Ground
https://babylonbee.com/news/soldiers-issued-crocs-so-trump-can-say-he-didnt-put-boots-on-the-ground/?utm_source=fediverse
Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Claims It Was A Different Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Who Shot That Guy
https://babylonbee.com/news/quadruple-amputee-cornhole-champion-claims-it-was-a-different-quadruple-amputee-cornhole-champion-who-shot-that-guy/?utm_source=fediverse
DEAL ALERT: Save Big On A 20-Pound Weighted Vest By Just Gaining 20 Pounds
https://babylonbee.com/news/deal-alert-save-big-on-a-20-pound-weighted-vest-by-just-gaining-20-pounds/?utm_source=fediverse
Another Massive Fraud Ring Exposed At D.C. Old Folks' Home
https://babylonbee.com/news/another-massive-fraud-ring-exposed-at-dc-old-folks-home/?utm_source=fediverse
MLB Umpire Replaced With Cardboard Cutout
https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-umpire-replaced-with-cardboard-cutout/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Finally Admits To Gambling Problem After Placing Bet On Women’s Basketball
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-finally-admits-to-gambling-problem-after-placing-bet-on-womens-basketball/?utm_source=fediverse
Airport Wait Times Eliminated After TSA Checkpoints Taken Over By Chick-Fil-A
https://babylonbee.com/news/airport-wait-times-eliminated-after-tsa-checkpoints-taken-over-by-chick-fil-a/?utm_source=fediverse
Live-Action 'Moana' Remake Saves Money By Getting The Rock $8 Wig From Spirit Halloween
https://babylonbee.com/news/live-action-moana-remake-saves-money-by-getting-the-rock-8-wig-from-spirit-halloween/?utm_source=fediverse
Terrorists Give Up After Three Hours In TSA Line
https://babylonbee.com/news/terrorists-give-up-after-three-hours-in-tsa-line/?utm_source=fediverse
CNN Calls War For Iran
https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-calls-war-for-iran/?utm_source=fediverse
TSA Reduces Delays By Eliminating Colonoscopy Portion Of Search
https://babylonbee.com/news/tsa-reduces-delays-by-eliminating-colonoscopy-portion-of-search/?utm_source=fediverse
Considerate Video Game Boss Leaves Plenty Of Health And Ammo In Room Right Before You Fight Him
https://babylonbee.com/news/considerate-video-game-boss-leaves-plenty-of-health-and-ammo-in-room-right-before-you-fight-him/?utm_source=fediverse
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