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Chicago Bulls Offer To Reinstate Jayden Ivey If He Will Do Some Cocaine And Beat A Few Women

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-bulls-offer-to-reinstate-jayden-ivey-if-he-will-do-some-cocaine-and-beat-a-few-women/?utm_source=fediverse

In Compelling Argument For Birthright Citizenship, Justice Jackson Eats Entire Stick Of Glue

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-compelling-argument-for-birthright-citizenship-justice-jackson-eats-entire-stick-of-glue/?utm_source=fediverse

Kristi Noem Asks Husband If There's Anything He Needs To Get Off His Chest

https://babylonbee.com/news/kristi-noem-asks-husband-if-theres-anything-he-needs-to-get-off-his-chest/?utm_source=fediverse

CB Bucknor Calls Entire Game Without Once Looking Up From His Newspaper

https://babylonbee.com/news/cb-bucknor-calls-entire-game-without-once-looking-up-from-his-newspaper/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Sneaks Onto Supreme Court Bench Cleverly Disguised As Justice Sotomayor

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-sneaks-onto-supreme-court-bench-cleverly-disguised-as-justice-sotomayor/?utm_source=fediverse

NASA Plays Incredible April Fools' Joke Of Once Again Pretending To Go To The Moon

https://babylonbee.com/news/nasa-plays-incredible-april-fools-joke-of-once-again-pretending-to-go-to-the-moon/?utm_source=fediverse

KBJ: 'How Can A Law Be Unconstitutional If I Like It?'

https://babylonbee.com/news/kbj-how-can-a-law-be-unconstitutional-if-i-like-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Brie Larson's Career Taking Off After Shutting Up

https://babylonbee.com/news/brie-larsons-career-taking-off-after-shutting-up/?utm_source=fediverse

ZipRecruiter Ad Interrupted By Brief Word From Podcast

https://babylonbee.com/news/ziprecruiter-ad-interrupted-by-brief-word-from-podcast/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Begins Negotiating With Iranian Leadership Via Ouija Board

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-begins-negotiating-with-iranian-leadership-via-ouija-board/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Presidential Library To Feature Solemn 'Reflecting Pool' Of Liberal Tears

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-presidential-library-to-feature-solemn-reflecting-pool-of-liberal-tears/?utm_source=fediverse

Tiger Woods Awarded Honorary California CDL

https://babylonbee.com/news/tiger-woods-awarded-honorary-california-cdl/?utm_source=fediverse

'AI Will Kill Us All! We're Doomed! DOOMED!' Says AI Company CEO In Latest Pitch To Investors

https://babylonbee.com/news/ai-will-kill-us-all-were-doomed-doomed-says-ai-company-ceo-in-latest-pitch-to-investors/?utm_source=fediverse

'AI Will Kill Us All! We're Doomed! DOOMED!' Says AI CEO In Latest Pitch To Investors

https://babylonbee.com/news/ai-will-kill-us-all-were-doomed-doomed-says-ai-ceo-in-latest-pitch-to-investors/?utm_source=fediverse

Scientists Invent Revolutionary Kids’ Bike That Uses Pedals Instead Of Electric Power

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-invent-revolutionary-kids-bike-that-uses-pedals-instead-of-electric-power/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Good News, You’re Finally Useful,’ Says Trump As He Sends Aquaman To Strait Of Hormuz

https://babylonbee.com/news/good-news-youre-finally-useful-says-trump-as-he-sends-aquaman-to-strait-of-hormuz/?utm_source=fediverse

11 Pickup Lines For Getting Chicks At A 'No Kings' Rally

https://babylonbee.com/news/11-pickup-lines-for-getting-chicks-at-a-no-kings-rally/?utm_source=fediverse

MLB Umpires Admit They've Kinda Just Been Guessing This Whole Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-umpires-admit-theyve-kinda-just-been-guessing-this-whole-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Cruel, Heartless Wife Goes On Fun Girls’ Weekend Leaving Poor Husband All Alone And Lonely And Helpless

https://babylonbee.com/news/cruel-heartless-wife-goes-on-fun-girls-weekend-leaving-poor-husband-all-alone-and-lonely-and-helpless/?utm_source=fediverse

Atheist Has Killer New Argument Sure To Destroy Christianity — UPDATE: It Was Answered Over A Thousand Years Ago

https://babylonbee.com/news/atheist-has-killer-new-argument-sure-to-destroy-christianity-update-it-was-answered-over-a-thousand-years-ago/?utm_source=fediverse