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Swalwell Insists He Didn't Assault Any Of Those Chinese Spies He Slept With

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Experts Rule Game Not A Sport If You Can Smoke An Entire Pack Of Cigs While Playing

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Baseball Manager Pins Loss On Fan Who Failed To Put His Lucky Socks On Today

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Catholics Find Common Ground With Protestants In Ignoring What The Pope Says Most Of The Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/catholics-find-common-ground-with-protestants-in-ignoring-what-the-pope-says-most-of-the-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris 'Thinking About' Losing Again In 2028

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Speakeasy Heavily Advertised

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Lucky Hockey Fan Catches Foul Tooth

https://babylonbee.com/news/lucky-hockey-fan-catches-foul-tooth/?utm_source=fediverse

In Dire Need Of Toilet, Artemis Lands At Buc-ee’s

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-dire-need-of-toilet-artemis-lands-at-buc-ees/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Assures Nation Troops Will Only Stay Deployed Until Middle East Peaceful

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San Francisco Unveils New City Connect Jersey

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Here's What Each Of The 73 Letters In Canada's New LGBT Acronym Stands For

https://babylonbee.com/news/heres-what-each-of-the-79-letters-in-canadas-new-lgbt-acronym-stands-for/?utm_source=fediverse

'He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?' Says Thomas After Declaring He Won't Believe Jesus Rose Until He Sees Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/hes-right-behind-me-isnt-he-says-thomas-after-declaring-he-wont-believe-jesus-rose-until-he-sees-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Embarrassed Iranians Confess They Don't Actually Know What 'Ceasefire' Means

https://babylonbee.com/news/embarrassed-iranians-confess-they-dont-actually-know-what-ceasefire-means/?utm_source=fediverse

Opinion: I Know I Was Wrong the First 1,347 Times, But Now Is the Time to Completely Freak Out About What Trump Said

https://babylonbee.com/news/opinion-i-know-i-was-wrong-the-first-1347-times-but-now-is-the-time-to-completely-freak-out-about-what-trump-said/?utm_source=fediverse

Battle-Hardened Drone Returning From Iran War Struggling To Re-enter Life Of Delivering Amazon Orders

https://babylonbee.com/news/battle-hardened-drone-returning-from-iran-war-struggling-to-re-enter-life-of-delivering-amazon-orders/?utm_source=fediverse

Who Won The War With Iran? 10 Different News Outlets Report

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Middle East Celebrates Ceasefire With Massive Fireworks Display

https://babylonbee.com/news/middle-east-celebrates-ceasefire-with-massive-fireworks-show/?utm_source=fediverse

Nike Releases New Tiger Woods Ad Campaign 'Just Use Your Billion Dollars To Hire A Full-Time Driver'

https://babylonbee.com/news/nike-releases-new-tiger-woods-ad-campaign-just-use-your-billion-dollars-to-hire-a-full-time-driver/?utm_source=fediverse

Hell Confirms All Its Appliances Controlled With Apple TV Remote

https://babylonbee.com/news/hell-confirms-all-its-appliances-controlled-with-apple-tv-remote/?utm_source=fediverse

Too Far? Trump Threatens To Nuke Used Car Dealership Unless It Comes Down Another $500 On 2017 Chevy Malibu

https://babylonbee.com/news/too-far-trump-threatens-to-nuke-used-car-dealership-unless-it-comes-down-another-500-on-2017-chevy-malibu/?utm_source=fediverse