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Mom Accidentally Opens Wormhole Helping Kid With Fractions

https://babylonbee.com/news/mom-accidentally-opens-wormhole-helping-kid-with-fractions/?utm_source=fediverse

Elizabeth Warren Proudly Displays Scalp Of Spirit Airlines

https://babylonbee.com/news/elizabeth-warren-proudly-displays-scalp-of-spirit-airlines/?utm_source=fediverse

Relationship Experts Say Engagement Ring Should Cost At Least Two Tanks Of Gas

https://babylonbee.com/news/relationship-experts-say-engagement-ring-should-cost-at-least-two-tanks-of-gas/?utm_source=fediverse

Newsom Says California Population Is Actually Growing If You Don't Count All The People Who Are Leaving

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-says-california-population-is-actually-growing-if-you-dont-count-all-the-people-who-are-leaving/?utm_source=fediverse

Emotional Passengers Board Final Spirit Airlines Flight For One Last All-Out Brawl

https://babylonbee.com/news/passengers-board-final-spirit-airlines-flight-for-one-last-all-out-brawl/?utm_source=fediverse

Homeless Declare Victory In Gavin Newsom’s Fight Against Homelessness

https://babylonbee.com/news/homeless-declare-victory-in-gavin-newsoms-fight-against-homelessness/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Scraps Plans For Presidential Library In Favor Of Constructing A Presidential Truckasaurus

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-scraps-plans-for-presidential-library-in-favor-of-constructing-a-presidential-truckasaurus/?utm_source=fediverse

Iran Issues Serious Threat That They Have A Massive Reserve Of More Serious Threats

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-issues-serious-threat-that-they-have-a-massive-reserve-of-more-serious-threats/?utm_source=fediverse

Flight Canceled Because Of Spirit Airlines Shuttering? Here Are 8 Better Travel Alternatives

https://babylonbee.com/news/flight-canceled-because-of-spirit-airlines-shuttering-here-are-8-better-travel-alternatives/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Sits Family Down And Lays Out Summer 'Lord Of The Rings' Viewing Schedule

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-sits-family-down-and-lays-out-summer-lord-of-the-rings-viewing-schedule/?utm_source=fediverse

Op-Ed: If We Stop Discriminating Based On The Color Of People's Skin, The Racists Will Have Won

https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-if-we-stop-discriminating-based-on-the-color-of-peoples-skin-the-racists-will-have-won/?utm_source=fediverse

Theologians Struggling To Explain How Loving God Could Allow Ohio

https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-struggling-to-explain-how-loving-god-could-allow-ohio/?utm_source=fediverse

With TSA Finally Funded, Air Travel Back To Being Awful For The Usual Reasons

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-tsa-finally-funded-air-travel-back-to-being-awful-for-the-usual-reasons/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Deny Inciting Violence And Say Anyone Who Thinks They Do Must Be Eliminated By Any Means Necessary

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-deny-inciting-violence-and-say-anyone-who-thinks-they-do-must-be-eliminated-by-any-means-necessary/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Regrets Spending 15 Minutes Reading Bible This Morning

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-regrets-spending-15-minutes-reading-bible-this-morning/?utm_source=fediverse

Amtrak Informs Small Town Girl Living In A Lonely World That They Don’t Actually Have A Midnight Train Going Anywhere

https://babylonbee.com/news/amtrak-informs-small-town-girl-living-in-a-lonely-world-that-they-dont-actually-have-a-midnight-train-going-anywhere/?utm_source=fediverse

Newly Arrived Boomer Tells Heavenly Sound Guy The Worship Music Is Too Loud

https://babylonbee.com/news/newly-arrived-boomer-tells-heavenly-sound-guy-the-worship-music-is-too-loud/?utm_source=fediverse

Smoke Alarm Patiently Waits Until 3 A.M. To Announce Low Battery

https://babylonbee.com/news/smoke-alarm-patiently-waits-until-3-am-to-announce-low-battery/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Devastating Effects Of Ending Race-Based Gerrymandering

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-devastating-effects-of-ending-race-based-gerrymandering/?utm_source=fediverse

Mayor Mamdnai Declares Crisis Of Having Run Out Of Other People's Money

https://babylonbee.com/news/mayor-zohran-declares-crisis-of-having-run-out-of-other-peoples-money/?utm_source=fediverse