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BREAKING: Democrats Prepare Petard to Destroy Trump and Republicans; UPDATE: They Themselves Have Been Hoisted By Said Petard

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To Get Even More Foul Calls, Thunder Sub In Wacky Flailing Inflatable Tube Man

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Nancy Pelosi Says Stop Asking If Aliens Are Real Or She Will Order The Mothership To Fire Its Superlaser At Earth

https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-says-stop-asking-if-aliens-are-real-or-she-will-order-the-mothership-to-fire-its-superlaser-at-earth/?utm_source=fediverse

Oil Tanker Slips Anonymously Through Strait Of Hormuz By Adding Fake Nose And Mustache

https://babylonbee.com/news/oil-tanker-slips-anonymously-through-strait-of-hormuz-by-adding-fake-nose-and-mustache/?utm_source=fediverse

Taco Bell Releases Exciting New Way To Put Its Four Ingredients Together

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Trump Legalizes Shooting Hooligan Kids On Those Motorized Bicycles On Sight

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Blasphemous Bible App Claims To Have Update For King James Version

https://babylonbee.com/news/blasphemous-bible-app-claims-to-have-update-for-king-james-version/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Smear Popular Progressive Candidate Just Because He's a Clone of Hitler

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Man On Day Seven Of Doing 15-Minute Task

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Democrat Effort To Retake Congress Once Again Thwarted By Existence Of Laws

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10 Shocking Revelations From The Declassified UFO Files

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UFO Files Reveal Aliens Here And Already Defrauded Minnesota For $20 Billion

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'I Am Your Father,' Reveals Trump To Horrified Mark Hamill

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Virginia Considering New Measure That Just Makes It Illegal For Republicans To Vote

https://babylonbee.com/news/virginia-considering-new-measure-that-just-makes-it-illegal-for-republicans-to-vote/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Best Times To Watch 'The Fellowship Of The Ring'

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Theologians Now Believe Everyone Gets Their Own G.I. Joe Aircraft Carrier In Heaven

https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-now-believe-everyone-gets-their-own-gi-joe-aircraft-carrier-in-heaven/?utm_source=fediverse

Life Hack: To Save Money On Gas, Buy A Car With Two Steamroller Wheels Made Out Of Stone And Push It With Your Feet

https://babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-to-save-money-on-gas-buy-a-car-with-two-steamroller-wheels-made-out-of-stone-and-push-it-with-your-feet/?utm_source=fediverse

Archeologists Unearth Vuvuzelas Blown By Israelites Outside Walls Of Jericho

https://babylonbee.com/news/archeologists-unearth-vuvuzelas-blown-by-israelites-outside-walls-of-jericho/?utm_source=fediverse

Dr. Fauci Reports Amazing Results In Gain-Of-Function Research At New Cruise Ship Laboratory

https://babylonbee.com/news/dr-fauci-reports-amazing-results-in-gain-of-function-research-at-new-cruise-ship-laboratory/?utm_source=fediverse

National Association Of Dogs Announce They Deserve A Little Treat

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