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'The New York Times' Updates Slogan To 'All The News That’s Fit To Print Plus Any Rumor No Matter How Implausible'

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-new-york-times-updates-slogan-to-all-the-news-thats-fit-to-print-plus-any-rumor-no-matter-how-implausible/?utm_source=fediverse

Hockey Ticket Holders Issued Refund After No Fights Break Out

https://babylonbee.com/news/hockey-ticket-holders-issued-refund-after-no-fights-break-out/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: CIA Raided By CIA

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-cia-raided-by-cia/?utm_source=fediverse

Keir Starmer Admits He Has No Idea How To Pronounce His Own Name

https://babylonbee.com/news/keir-starmer-admits-he-has-no-idea-how-to-pronounce-his-own-name/?utm_source=fediverse

Gross: California Prison Inmates Caught Using iPads To Watch San Francisco Giants Games

https://babylonbee.com/news/gross-california-prison-inmates-caught-using-ipads-to-watch-san-francisco-giants-games/?utm_source=fediverse

Mechanic Has No Idea How Dodge Caravan Still Running

https://babylonbee.com/news/mechanic-has-no-idea-how-dodge-caravan-still-running/?utm_source=fediverse

Conservative Too Exhausted To Form Opinion On Thomas Massie

https://babylonbee.com/news/conservative-too-exhausted-to-form-opinion-on-thomas-massie/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Helpfully Points Out To Wife That She Looks Tired

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-helpfully-points-out-to-wife-that-she-looks-tired/?utm_source=fediverse

Faux Pas: Trump Gifts President Xi With Pot Of Honey From White House Beehive

https://babylonbee.com/news/faux-pas-trump-gifts-president-xi-with-pot-of-honey-from-white-house-beehive/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Determines Reason Kids Failing At Math Is Because They No Longer Play 'Math Blaster'

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-determines-top-reason-kids-failing-at-math-is-because-they-no-longer-play-math-blaster/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Spencer Pratt’s Rhetoric Is Dangerous,’ Warns Karen Bass To The 30 Angelenos Who Haven't Been Stabbed To Death By Hobos

https://babylonbee.com/news/spencer-pratts-rhetoric-is-dangerous-warns-karen-bass-to-the-30-angelenos-who-havent-been-stabbed-to-death-by-hobos/?utm_source=fediverse

Too Far? Christopher Nolan Casts Steve Buscemi As Helen Of Troy

https://babylonbee.com/news/too-far-christopher-nolan-casts-steve-buscemi-as-helen-of-troy/?utm_source=fediverse

The NYTimes Reveals: 7 More Shocking Things Israel Has Trained Animals To Do

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-nytimes-reveals-7-more-shocking-things-israel-has-trained-animals-to-do/?utm_source=fediverse

Like Genghis Khan Gazing Over His Empire, Man Watches As Fixed Sprinkler No Longer Waters Driveway

https://babylonbee.com/news/like-genghis-khan-gazing-over-his-empire-man-watches-as-fixed-sprinkler-no-longer-waters-driveway/?utm_source=fediverse

BREAKING: Wife Seems Upset; UPDATE: False Alarm — She Said 'I'm Fine'

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-wife-seems-upset-update-false-alarm--she-said-im-fine/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Signs 'Lord of the Rings' Is Clearly A Pagan Work

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-signs-lord-of-the-rings-is-clearly-a-pagan-work/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Fan Way More Invested In Success Of Team Than Players On Actual Team Are

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-fan-way-more-invested-in-success-of-team-than-players-on-actual-team-are/?utm_source=fediverse

China Visit Off To Rough Start After Trump Demands To Negotiate Directly With General Tso

https://babylonbee.com/news/china-visit-off-to-rough-start-after-trump-demands-to-negotiate-directly-with-general-tso/?utm_source=fediverse

'The View' Announces All-New Cast Of Angry, Middle-Aged Women

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-view-announces-all-new-cast-of-angry-middle-aged-women/?utm_source=fediverse

In Spite Of Novelty Sign, God Declines To Bless This Mess

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-spite-of-novelty-sign-god-declines-to-bless-this-mess/?utm_source=fediverse