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Democrats Hopeful Average Texas Voter Wants To Ban Steak And Thinks God Is Gay

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Wife Says Her Love Language Is All Of Them And You're Going To Have To Guess Which One She Wants Today

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-says-her-love-language-is-all-of-them-and-youre-going-to-have-to-guess-which-one-she-wants-today/?utm_source=fediverse

Weird: High School Valedictorian Not Asian

https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-high-school-valedictorian-not-asian/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragedy: Multiple Trump Assassins Accidentally Shoot Each Other

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragedy-multiple-trump-assassins-accidentally-shoot-each-other/?utm_source=fediverse

Physicians At Walter Reed Confirm Trump's Midi-Chlorian Count Is Off The Charts

https://babylonbee.com/news/physicians-at-walter-reed-confirm-trumps-midi-chlorian-count-is-off-the-charts/?utm_source=fediverse

Noah Fined By HOA For Parking Boat In Driveway

https://babylonbee.com/news/noah-fined-by-hoa-for-parking-boat-in-driveway/?utm_source=fediverse

Grok Responds To Pope Leo By Publishing List Of 95 Theses

https://babylonbee.com/news/grok-responds-to-pope-leo-by-publishing-list-of-95-theses/?utm_source=fediverse

Parents Help Graduate Sound Out The Words On Diploma

https://babylonbee.com/news/parents-help-graduate-sound-out-the-words-on-diploma/?utm_source=fediverse

Everyone In Chicago Shot Over The Weekend

https://babylonbee.com/news/everyone-in-chicago-shot-over-the-weekend/?utm_source=fediverse

Chuck Schumer Celebrates Memorial Day Alone As All Of Last Year's Guests Dead From E. Coli

https://babylonbee.com/news/chuck-schumer-celebrates-memorial-day-alone-as-all-of-last-years-guests-dead-from-e-coli/?utm_source=fediverse

Boaz Carefully Arranges Stalks Of Grain On Ground To Spell Out ‘Hey Gurl’

https://babylonbee.com/news/boaz-carefully-arranges-stalks-of-grain-on-ground-to-spell-out-hey-gurl/?utm_source=fediverse

Review: 'The Mandalorian And Grogu' Is A Fun Enough Flick — But It Utterly Fails To Mention Anything About Freeing Palestine

https://babylonbee.com/news/review-the-mandalorian-and-grogu-is-a-fun-enough-flick--but-it-utterly-fails-to-mention-anything-about-freeing-palestine/?utm_source=fediverse

Total Chaos As White Church Choir Tries To Sing African Spiritual

https://babylonbee.com/news/total-chaos-as-white-church-choir-tries-to-sing-african-spiritual/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Leaked Copy Of The Iran-U.S. Peace Deal

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-has-obtained-a-leaked-copy-of-the-iran-us-peace-deal/?utm_source=fediverse

Media To Just Start Reporting When Trump Wasn't Shot At

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-to-just-start-reporting-when-trump-wasnt-shot-at/?utm_source=fediverse

Platner Smooths Things Over With Democrats By Covering Nazi Tattoo With Hammer & Sickle

https://babylonbee.com/news/platner-smooths-things-over-with-democrats-by-covering-nazi-tattoo-with-hammer--sickle/?utm_source=fediverse

Church Hack: Explain To Everyone Stacking Chairs That You'd Love To Help But Your Spiritual Gift Is Encouragement

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-hack-explain-to-everyone-stacking-chairs-that-youd-love-to-help-but-your-spiritual-gift-is-encouragement/?utm_source=fediverse

Tulsi Gabbard Forced To Resign After Trump Discovers She's Not Blonde

https://babylonbee.com/news/tulsi-gabbard-forced-to-resign-after-trump-discovers-shes-not-blonde/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Discovers Amazing New Weight Loss Method Of Crippling Stress And Anxiety

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-discovers-amazing-new-weight-loss-method-of-crippling-stress-and-anxiety/?utm_source=fediverse

'Throw Pillows' Narrowly Edges 'Food' In Local Couple's Monthly Budget

https://babylonbee.com/news/throw-pillows-narrowly-edges-food-in-local-couples-monthly-budget/?utm_source=fediverse