The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Life Hack: Wife Texting You Too Much? Reply 'Unsubscribe' And She's Legally Required To Stop

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Mom Enjoys 30-Minute Respite Between Completing Laundry And Needing To Do More Laundry

https://babylonbee.com/news/mom-enjoys-30-minute-respite-between-completing-laundry-and-needing-to-do-more-laundry/?utm_source=fediverse

L.A. Residents Face Tough Decision Whether To Elect Communist Or Communist

https://babylonbee.com/news/la-residents-face-tough-decision-whether-to-elect-communist-or-communist/?utm_source=fediverse

Karmelo Kicking Himself For Not Converting To Islam And Stabbing Someone In The UK Instead

https://babylonbee.com/news/karmelo-kicking-himself-for-not-converting-to-islam-and-stabbing-someone-in-the-uk-instead/?utm_source=fediverse

Top 10 Coolest Spiritual Gifts

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Nation Shocked As Jury Rules You Cannot Stab Someone In The Heart For No Reason At All

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-shocked-as-jury-rules-you-cannot-stab-someone-in-the-heart-for-no-reason-at-all/?utm_source=fediverse

California Officials Pleased With Voter Turnout Of 250 Percent

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-officials-pleased-with-voter-turnout-of-250-percent/?utm_source=fediverse

Americans Overwhelmed By How Much Better Lives Have Gotten Since Attacking Iran

https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-overwhelmed-by-how-much-better-lives-have-gotten-since-attacking-iran/?utm_source=fediverse

Bad Sign? Big Mac Now Listed As ‘Market Price’

https://babylonbee.com/news/bad-sign-big-mac-now-listed-as-market-price/?utm_source=fediverse

Not Again: Trump Struck In The Ear By Shot From T-Shirt Cannon

https://babylonbee.com/news/not-again-trump-struck-in-the-ear-by-shot-from-t-shirt-cannon/?utm_source=fediverse

Los Angeles Officials Warn It May Take Several Weeks To Tally Up Goals From World Cup Matches

https://babylonbee.com/news/los-angeles-officials-warn-it-may-take-several-weeks-to-tally-up-goals-from-world-cup-matches/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Narrowly Escapes Being Bitten By Rabid Kristen Welker

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-narrowly-escapes-being-bitten-by-rabid-kristen-welker/?utm_source=fediverse

Playskool Introduces ‘My First Hobo Camp’ For California Children

https://babylonbee.com/news/playskool-introduces-my-first-hobo-camp-for-california-children/?utm_source=fediverse

Fundamentalist Church Announces Fun VBS Theme 'Demons Are Out To Get You'

https://babylonbee.com/news/fundamentalist-church-announces-fun-vbs-theme-demons-are-out-to-get-you/?utm_source=fediverse

California Reminds Voters There Are Just 30 Days Left To Vote In Last Tuesday’s Election

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-reminds-voters-there-are-just-30-days-left-to-vote-in-last-tuesdays-election/?utm_source=fediverse

Teen Boy Worried Hair Does Not Look Enough Like Head Of Broccoli

https://babylonbee.com/news/teen-boy-worried-hair-does-not-look-enough-like-head-of-broccoli/?utm_source=fediverse

L.A. Vote Update: Spencer Pratt Now At Negative One Billion Votes

https://babylonbee.com/news/la-vote-update-spencer-pratt-now-at-negative-one-billion-votes/?utm_source=fediverse

Parents Choose Abortion After Devastating News That Their Baby Would Be Among Happiest Demographic On Earth

https://babylonbee.com/news/parents-choose-abortion-after-devastating-news-that-their-baby-would-be-among-happiest-demographic-on-earth/?utm_source=fediverse

St. Paul Relinquishes ‘Chief Of Sinners’ Title After New Platner Allegations Come To Light

https://babylonbee.com/news/st-paul-relinquishes-chief-of-sinners-title-after-new-platner-allegations-come-to-light/?utm_source=fediverse

Bears Forced To Leave Chicago After Every Player, Coach, Fan Killed In Drive-Bys

https://babylonbee.com/news/bears-forced-to-leave-chicago-after-every-player-coach-fan-killed-in-drive-bys/?utm_source=fediverse