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MLB Orders Players Who Refused To Bow To Pride Flag To Be Thrown Into Fiery Furnace

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VICTORY: Trump Secures Reopening Of Strait That Was Open Before War

https://babylonbee.com/news/victory-trump-secures-reopening-of-strait-that-was-open-before-war/?utm_source=fediverse

McDonald's Brings Back Original Recipe Apple Pies With Cocaine In Them

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World Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Terrorists Promise To Be Good

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Most Popular VBS Theme For Each Denomination

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Confused Biden Wanders Into G7 Summit

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Ocarina of Time Retro Review: A Boring Game That Doesn't Even Have Emotes, Skins, Or Loot Boxes

https://babylonbee.com/news/ocarina-of-time-retro-review-a-boring-game-that-doesnt-even-have-emotes-skins-or-loot-boxes/?utm_source=fediverse

JD Vance Makes Contact With Tribe Of Illiterate, Feral Women

https://babylonbee.com/news/jd-vance-makes-contact-with-tribe-of-illiterate-feral-women/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Discover Lost Plague Of Cyclists Blocking Pharaoh’s Morning Commute

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-discover-lost-plague-of-cyclists-blocking-pharaohs-morning-commute/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Upcoming Fights In The White House Octagon

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MLB Rebrands To MLBTQ+

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Aliens Go Home & Say There Is No Intelligent Life On Earth After Meeting Neil DeGrasse Tyson

https://babylonbee.com/news/aliens-go-home--say-there-is-no-intelligent-life-on-earth-after-meeting-neil-degrasse-tyson/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh No! Trump Negotiates Deal With England And Now They Have The Colonies Back

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Man Attributes Classical Music Knowledge To Watching Bugs Bunny Cartoons

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Democrats Vow To Keep Fighting Until Nobody In America Can Be Successful

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U.S. Team Now A Favorite To Win World Cup After Bringing On LeBron James To Flop

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Can You Spot The 7 Clues In This Picture That This Family Homeschools?

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Gen Zer Hospitalized After Going More Than 5 Minutes Without Saying 'Bro'

https://babylonbee.com/news/gen-zer-hospitalized-after-going-more-than-5-minutes-without-saying-bro/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Demand Reparations From African American

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-demand-reparations-from-african-american/?utm_source=fediverse

Conservative Parents Horrified To Walk In On Son Watching World Cup

https://babylonbee.com/news/conservative-parents-horrified-to-walk-in-on-son-watching-world-cup/?utm_source=fediverse