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Tucker Carlson Tells Wife That Israel Must Have Planted All Those Dirty Dishes In The Sink

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Overachiever Uses Turn Signal

https://babylonbee.com/news/overachiever-uses-turn-signal/?utm_source=fediverse

Massachusetts Legalizes Abortion Up Until Kindergarten

https://babylonbee.com/news/massachusetts-legalizes-abortion-up-until-kindergarten/?utm_source=fediverse

New Study Reveals NFL's Concussion-Prevention Helmets Are 100% Effective At Preventing Players From Looking Cool

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-study-reveals-nfls-concussion-prevention-helmets-are-100-effective-at-preventing-players-from-looking-cool/?utm_source=fediverse

Xenomorph Queen Freezes Eggs

https://babylonbee.com/news/xenomorph-queen-freezes-eggs/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Announce You Aren't Allowed To Remember What They Did A Few Years Ago

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-announce-you-arent-allowed-to-remember-what-they-did-a-few-years-ago/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Exhausted After Long Day Of Typing Stuff Into ChatGPT

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-exhausted-after-long-day-of-typing-stuff-into-chatgpt/?utm_source=fediverse

Scientists Hard At Work Making IPhone Weather App Even Less Accurate

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-hard-at-work-making-iphone-weather-app-even-less-accurate/?utm_source=fediverse

40-Year-Old Man Still Chasing High Of Seeing Cards Bounce Around Screen After Winning Solitaire

https://babylonbee.com/news/40-year-old-man-still-chasing-high-of-seeing-cards-bounce-around-screen-after-winning-solitaire/?utm_source=fediverse

Unscriptural Hymn Unfortunately A Banger

https://babylonbee.com/news/unscriptural-hymn-unfortunately-a-banger/?utm_source=fediverse

Cute: 5-Year-Old White Girl Dreams Of One Day Getting Beaten Up In The WNBA

https://babylonbee.com/news/cute-5-year-old-white-girl-dreams-of-one-day-getting-beaten-up-in-the-wnba/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: White People Completely Unaffected By Jalapeño Recall

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-white-people-completely-unaffected-by-jalapeo-recall/?utm_source=fediverse

Inspired By AOC, James Talarico Also Elects To Have His Eggs Frozen

https://babylonbee.com/news/inspired-by-aoc-james-talarico-also-elects-to-have-his-eggs-frozen/?utm_source=fediverse

Bigotry Rears Ugly Head As WNBA Refuses To Allow This Stunning, Beautiful Woman Into League

https://babylonbee.com/news/bigotry-rears-ugly-head-as-wnba-refuses-to-allow-this-stunning-beautiful-woman-into-league/?utm_source=fediverse

Top 10 Reasons To Move To California

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Teenage Cashier Desperately Hoping Middle-Aged Man Will Start Up Small Talk With Her

https://babylonbee.com/news/teenage-cashier-desperately-hoping-middle-aged-man-will-start-up-small-talk-with-her/?utm_source=fediverse

Angel Still Guarding Eden With Flaming Sword Wondering If He Can Move Yet

https://babylonbee.com/news/angel-still-guarding-eden-with-flaming-sword-wondering-if-he-can-move-yet/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Confirms Humanity Groaning With Longing For More 'Animaniacs'

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-confirms-humanity-groaning-with-longing-for-more-animaniacs/?utm_source=fediverse

Jesus Ignites Fierce Debate By Feeding 5,000 People For Under $20

https://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-ignites-fierce-debate-by-feeding-5000-people-for-under-20/?utm_source=fediverse

'There Aren't Bad Pets, Only Bad Owners,' Explains Woman Out Walking Velociraptor

https://babylonbee.com/news/there-arent-bad-pets-only-bad-owners-explains-woman-out-walking-velociraptor/?utm_source=fediverse